It's like a thousand tiny daggers jabbing into my skin
That's ok :D
My underarms are pretty manly atm aswell, I might hit them with the razor tomorrow after work, or I might not.
People don't see it, therefore no reason to remove it.
When I sent the whole English/HSIE faculty my ancient essay a few weeks before HSC exams last year he totally ignored it and didn't even look at it.
Yay for small teaching staff