compulsive liars
grade 8:
guy: whoa he has so many pencils (at me)
liar: i have more and mine are better
grade 10:
liar: I HAVE SHOES FOR EVERY DAY OF THE MONTH. NIKE, ICE CREAM, BAPE YA DIG
*wears dunlop volleys on free dress day*
Right now:
What I'm gonna do for the rest of the day/holidays (HOLY SHIT IT'S FUCKING BORING).
How I better fricken pass ELEC1000 or else - they lowered the exam pass cut-off from 24/60 to 15/60, so yeah...
Deleting literally >9000 porn bookmarks without hesitation
Cleaning up my computer (I had like 5GB of storage left...)
Completely filling out MP3 tags of entire albums so I can finally listen to them and sync to my MP3 player (OCD)
I saw a short asian chick hugging and kissing some ogre-like fat white dude.
This was outside the IT building at uni.
I think his tits were bigger than hers.
TRUE LOVE
go as an authentic, modern nerd/geek
dragon ball z/naruto/flame button up shirt, short sleeves (must be sized up)
cargo shorts past the knees
striped crew socks
joggers/velcro sandals
optional fedora or cap
kinda like this VVV
me and a friend had 1hr+ to kill so we went into the xfactor thingy hoping to watch auditions (qld)
they did fucking nothing the whole time except get people to collectively form an X and do some stupid shit for the camera
there were also some coal black african kids jerking and cwalking...
okay i was lying about the peanuts part
they both have a spiky, inedible husk
jackfruits are sweet like sugar and are easily tolerated by non-azn ppls (however i knew a fag in primary school who really hated jackfruit chips)
durian is sweet/creamy and have a rather pungent smell. they're...
countdown page thingies that make you click several pages to see the whole list
i'm looking at 'the worst movies adapted from video games' and it's page for every game, not even a paragraph each
AND
people who don't like durian