Boy: "Is God a man or a woman?"
Priest: "Both"
Boy: "Is God white or black?"
Priest: "Both"
Boy: "Is God gay or straight?"
Priest: "Both"
Boy: "Father, is Michael Jackson God?"
i take that, and i raise your friends moment with http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mdK6LVDI3kg
( alas, http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-Odz-fB72Ko&feature=player_detailpage#t=52 )
Languages suck A LOT of time. English extension is way improvable in that time.
That's just my two cents.
French, however, is useful for chicks, or hot french guys