Make your own fucking mind lol but it sounds like you already have.
I wouldn't go to a university I didn't like even (like one of those with a 'W' in it) if they offered me $50k and ten iPads.
I saw a video of Obama in the gym doing bent over flyes and you can tell by his lack of gains that he's definitely Natty, so there's no way he's involved with the IlumiNatty.