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i cant talk politics with them because mum doesnt get anything and so i have to explain like im talking to a 5 year old :(

Re: them cityrail moments if this was two years ago i would've suggested it was a chaser stunt, but its no excuse anymore what a sad strange man :(

am craving some now :( have to wait till tomorrow to have some

green tea is amazing

owow wat a kewl story tell us anotha 1!!!!

doesn't your school organise it for you?

banana bread coffee two slices of awesome homemade pizza water half a box and cheese and bacon shapes :uhoh: ugh so healthy thank god for fast metabolism

i tell them most things like where im going, who with, how my day was, bitching about things etc i might lie about the first two. what they dont know wont hurt them

yeah probs m8 idk ye

fugly slut? LOL

jemaine was in a lift with the fat landlord who was asking jemaine if he was prostituting himself outside the building the conversation goes for like three minutes hence the "this lift is really slow" line you have to watch it for it to be funny

If you knew the context of the situation which you would know if you saw the episode, you'd find it funny okay

what a waste

nah its because its funny

yes. she's already had her one chance and its unfair to other people who have more of a right to their first liver transplant who wont go and abuse their new body part by taking drugs

I could go on forever haha "this lift is really slow"

"Are you a prostitute too?" "No, I'm just the guy that wears the big condom."

ew i dont want to be fat i'll die skinny thanks

no this is unfair she already had a second chance with her first liver now she's going to pay the price of being a total fucking idiot

oh okay which one were you again