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I'm not sure whether I'd be able to do a good job, I haven't sucked many penises in my time. PS: I CAN reach my penis with my head.

Boobs are overrated, I wish that I could get rid of mine.

The only girls who've ever tried to make a pass at me have been my sister's 15 y/o friends :p

Have you ever been to the funeral of someone who was close to you, moron?

You may be able to get milk and cookies at the college bars :p

Re: Help! - The kind of situation you always fear when someone dies.... You know, agreeing not to pursue legal action is good consideration to form the basis of a contract. I don't think any of us could really add anything to what you've heard from those lawyers though.

Eh, most of those are just "appropriated" from the highschool thing anyway. I remember that, "How many UNSW students does it take to change a lightbulb? Five. One to design a nuclear-powered one that never needs changing, one to figure out how to power the rest of Randwick using that nuked...

Except that it'd be even easier to avoid making payments to a university after graduation. At least the government can keep track of individuals, to a point. Besides, apart from saving negligable administration costs what would your proposal actually do?

And what an example! Didn't one of the recent presidents of Argentina have to flee the country due to widespread riots, caused by a government that was fiscally irresponsible. Also, how many world-renowned universities are located in South America?

Update: http://uas.anu.edu.au/money/index.php is working. The Fenner bursaries are extremely generous too.

I didn't mean to have a go at you, sorry. I just didn't quite understand what you were saying :). If you take Chinese OR Japanese you'll still have to do cognitive subjects. To tell you the truth, I'm not sure if you have to actually have a cognitive major though - you just have to do the...

I don't remember much, but there are two bursaries - one from your college and one from UAS. The college awards a few, however some are conditional to participating in certain activities, i.e. the hall play. Both require that you show that there were circumstances out of your control that have...

No, but it pisses me off. Nothing makes me more uncomfortable than someone randomly crying.

Re: two language majors for asian studies? Your post doesn't make sense, to me anyway. I'm reading it as, "If I do one language, do I have to do a second?". Alot depends on whether you're doing straight asian studies or a combined degree. In a combined degree you must sit one non language...

Catch a taxi? It's too far to walk.

You don't have a bedsheet? Ewww...

I usually don't like his stuff, but this one made me laugh: The article is spot on.

It's where all your fantasies can come true... for a price.

Brought - A harddrive larger than 40 gig. Also, posters would have been nice the first time around, the college walls seemed really bare. Knew - That cute girl in my law lectures.

I know. To make things worse, those are probably lectures that I'm going to want to go to as well :(.