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With $950 I can afford to make 40 aboriginals homicidally drunk.

No, I'm dependent. I called them and asked them why I didn't get the payment, and they were like "lol cause you didn't get a payment that week, despite the fact that you got one two fortnights either side of it, sorry". Huuuuuuge load of shit.

I still cannot get over how utterly retarded this is :S

I can sit around doing nothing until next Thursday, or I can work another 5 days between now and then. The former will net me 1.5x as much money and won't get me the sack either. How the fuck is this incentivising anything?

You have to receive a youth allowance payment in the next fortnight as well.

How long before we hit parity with Zimbabwe?

Hare Clark is a little bit different to single member electorates dude.

You're still entitled to that return so they won't give you money. If Rudd gives everyone $1m, then we can all be millionaires!

See post above yours, I'd say you will get it.

Did you pay more income tax last fiscal year than you received back in your refund?

No, you do not. Last time around I earned $650 in the week that the announcement was made, thus going just above the YA threshold whereby I get no money for that fortnight. I therefore did not get the bonus payment. This means that had I effectively lost $980 by working 1 extra hour that week...

Doubtful.

If you receive a payment for a fortnight including the date of the announcement, you'll receive a payment. Or that's what it was last time anyway.

I better fucking get the cash this time. EDIT: Probably won't because I just so happen to be working full time for a couple of weeks when this announcement's being made. This is bullshit.

An economist in Canberra doesn't know what I want for breakfast better than I do. Do you accept this premise?

You see we should all put our money into this big machine in Canberra, which can optimise our lifestyle decisions. Having Jews around was suboptimal because they worked harder than anybody else, thus creating an unequal distribution of wealth. EDIT: The most efficient way for the economy to...

Word has it Geoffrey Leonard votes Labor.

... ... There are no words.

Or touch kids.

Guys who won't waste money on bullshit like the Western Sydney motorway cashbacks and T-ways to fucking Rouse Hill and will instead send it where it's needed.