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Did you watch the vid, or just urban? If you watch the vid, everything makes sense... Wait wat the fuck? She asked why is eel being put in butt and you said wll is attractive???? Wttfff ??!!! Im so confused

And just to top things off, http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=PORTUGUESE+BREAKFAST

Wait no i fucked up http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Nugget+Porn&defid=4224755

Yeh lol, seen that one before. K heres one that gonna make you puke http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Nugget+Porn&defid=4224755

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=smartie+party Wtf...

Yes that...

Hey, u know im chilled. Its not a pop up, nothing scary. Just really really REALLY terrifying, and scarred.... Im curious about ur reaction...

Btw, if one of your mates try to show you a video called 'eel soup' DO NOT WATCH AND RUN AS FAR AS POSSIBLE You have been warned

Mhmm. Im generally quite chilled.

K im done being weird for this week.

Im the one that loosened you up. And now your gonna have lee's tiny chopstick trying to fill that drain pipe

thats my job!!

First of all, that nickname spread like wildfire and now everyone calls u that coz of me. Second, dont act like i didnt give, dont forget those countless nights that we.....do i need to go on?

Real talk, have you seen the dude with the worlds largest penis? Its actually like the size of his leg. Actually sounds like a horrific life

Talk to me when you're black and your shlong is as long as a leg

Hmm, its too early to say. I have two topics left to cover, then i start the past paper grind. By trials i should figure out if im 'slaying' or 'failing'

Lee can never give you what i gave you....

Lawl, this actually made me laugh

You were always in my heart... We were meant to be 5eva, but alas, she left me for da azn.

In other news, just watched deadpool. Not gonna lie, i expected a bit of the superhero side, the love story side kinda got predictable. Humour was just how i like it and had me in tears. Pretty good acting, and im glad the fight scenes were gory otherwise it wouldve taken away the persona the...