[In a deep, creepy voice] "Get back here, Aus... you can escape me! I am your master" Lol... I learnt in English last year that quotation marks mean direct speech... And that draws readers into it!
Lol... Ok. Umm, how about we all meet in King's Cross, Sydney and go an entire week as transvestites? We can make a documentary, maybe? LOL! I'm so gonna do that now. I will be Tittania, your dominatrix owner!