Search results

  1. Daipire

    Best Disney Movie

    Oh Robin Hood was the shit! i reckon that the 3D ones are pretty cool, alot of the old animation ones were directed more to girls (little mermaid, pochahontus, sleeping beauty, beauty and the beast etc)
  2. Daipire

    Are there any Christian teenagers out there??

    Go to the sutherland shire, that's all you need to know...
  3. Daipire

    What's your sexuality.

    There are also Asexuals, who dont like anything, which sounds kinda a waste of genitals to me.... sorry bout the double whammy (double post) And Woody Allen once said "i cant understand why more people arent bisexual, it'd double your chances for a date!" having said that, Woody was a nutcase
  4. Daipire

    What's your sexuality.

    I've heard that the more male babies a women has, the odds increase that the younger ones will be gay. Im the third child and from my older two brothers ive learnt guys are dicks and thats a stupid theory.
  5. Daipire

    [IMPORTANT] i think i have a problem

    Disinfect that bitch, if it split on the little skin bridge-y thing between the forskin and the head, it'll be fine, thats the thing that the jews cut anyway. Dont ask how i know this, it had to do with alcohol, a hot (ish) looking girl and getting overly excited, which i didn't know could...
  6. Daipire

    is it wrong to masterbate with fruit?

    Well, if she does, the boyfriend clearly isn't doing a good job. But in the post-apocolyptic world of meat spin and whatever they're into in japan, thats not that bad, specially if she's hot, what? oh nothing... and i've heard of someone using a detachable shower head (and turning the water...
  7. Daipire

    Top Places To Pull A Pick Up

    I would try: Physics: -I'll put it in your ertia -wanna make some friction? Maths: find U if U+ME=69 Chemistry: wanna bond with my di pole dipole? These don't make sense, and odds are, will end in...
  8. Daipire

    Presents for your significant other

    Share an interest, like if he plays COD, play with him (not like that you perv). just dont suck, get some practice beforehand *COD means Call Of Duty by the by
  9. Daipire

    First Timers??

    make sure the guy thinks about baseball or soccer if your european (super 14 if your a true blue aussie!)
  10. Daipire

    sex position

    Leaning a bit towards boring, having said that, sex isn't boring! missionary, meh going down (either way), yay 'doggy style', uhh... a bit trashy 69: very trashy, an 'impersonal' going down in my opinion (just doesn't feel the same) cowgirl: ok DEFINETLY not 'spit-roast' (you dont know what it...
  11. Daipire

    bad boys or good boys???

    Ok, i reckon a mix, kind and considerate (good boy points), but rides a motorbike around (bad boy points), kind to the parents (good boy points) but is an awesome make-outer (bad boy points, i said make-outer as 'kiss' may imply a small peck on the cheek which is not bad boy material) and by...
  12. Daipire

    Your First Ever Crush - Where Are They Now?

    Public school, hahahah!
  13. Daipire

    Gay friends

    In accordance with 90's comedy movies, all hot girls need a stereotypically gay comic-relief best friend who gets on with the boyfriend fine, cause he's just such a nice guy! this is probably my least helpful post, but i don't really know much on the topic so...
  14. Daipire

    Help: Clingy and obsessive

    Ok, so you dont want to come out looking the bad guy, introduce her to a friend she is never going to see again(or pay a random $10 to do it) have a conversationg then walk into an nearby room, making sure she can hear you have the friend tell you how clingy she is you deny it outright, the...
  15. Daipire

    No sex relationships

    that's a tricky one, i'd like to say i'd be fine (with some major-ish irritations) but i honestly don't know. depends on the person i guess, ie. i'd be cool if she was the love of my life, not so much if she was an annoying emo or something.
  16. Daipire

    anyone not going to schoolies?

    Im not going, i just don't like travelling that much cause i travelled ALOT when i was younger and i just don't find places interesting. Sort of like if you were born in a colony on the moon, you just grow up and lose interest in it. (by the way, an earth colony would be TOTALLY awesome)
  17. Daipire

    What do you look for in the opposite sex?

    ok, it goes face, then skin, then everything else. I seriously think that faces are the most important part of a person. I know a girl i'd title a 'stone cold fox' because she has a really nice face, mouth and hair, but a rock has larger breasts and no butt maybe it's cause im not a tits and...
  18. Daipire

    Girls, what do you think of boys who cry?

    I almost cry in really good movies in the sad bits, in Enemy At The Gate (best movie ever) i was holding back the tears when the [spoiler] at the end. Is like a sensitive guy, but not a pussy? cause if so, awesome!
  19. Daipire

    How Many Is Too Many?

    Depends on everthing: Status: like the principles daughter* one is too many Sex: Guys have a bit more 'capacity' Type: doggy or group, instant too many (well, in high school) Circumstances: If someones drunk (like, puking and saying "i luuffvv yoouuuu) then ones too many. Religion: athiest -...
  20. Daipire

    How often do you wank/masturbate/jizz/toss (boys and girls)

    Nonce daily, i never have, to me it's kinda gay... like if you don't see something slightly homosexual about pulling the one-eyed monster (even though it's your own) your a wanker (literally :D). oh and sorry if i sound slightly homophobic, it's just i think that tossing salad (or what it's...
Top