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I'm in a long term relationship, but if circumstances change I'll consider your offer; provided that you can supply documentation proving that you are not a complete tool.

Actually, Mercury is pretty fail. wtf are bubbles supposed to do?

Mercury!

Oh, well I guess I ruin the forum then. Sorry?

That was also a troll thread.

What? Why does the other half have to be a 'retardedly insecure bitch who is probably a closet homosexual'? It seems contradictory to the nature of an independent woman...

If I was more dedicated, I could say something about Byron's poetry. Frankenstein is pretty good, and Middlemarch is starting to pick up (very dense). But yeah, I whispered 'He has a crush on Lord Byron' and he heard me, proclaiming 'I DO have a crush on Lord Byron!' It was all very amusing...

I usually write essays and prose fiction? This semester I am working towards a 5-6000 word story/novella. Um... I'm also reading tons of 19th century literature and listening to my bald lecturer's enchanted cooings at portraits of Lord Byron.

Eh, I do four subjects a semester. 1 is the core Arts course. It is, quite frankly, a huge wank. 2 are courses for my major - I usually do a creative writing course and a literature course, to balance out the amounts of reading and writing I have to do. 1 is an elective - I'm doing Moral...

The writer is, when left to its own devices, a nocturnal creature.

But it is only 3am in the morning!

'3am in the morning', hey?

[citation needed]

Mmm, not persuasive. Not even cancelling out the fact you are still in school, and making it abundantly clear in your sig.

So you wanna be friends, huh? Make your case.

Yes.

No, it is a red panda.

I did them in year 11. Dropped Music and down to General Mathematics for HSC. General Mathematics was due to circumstance - I changed states mid year 11, overlapping on lots of material and missing just as much.

BA (Creative Writing and Literature) @ GU

Changed for trolling?