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i would make my nose finer, my smile less crooked and my brain less prone to spasming.

Fuck, I love boobs though.

Her twin is me.

Must be thin, with curves. Intelligent, offbeat, adventurous. Must be breathtakingly gorgeous. Must be good at sex.

Is hella hot, and wants in your pants. You are in a room alone with them, with no chance of anyone finding out. They're trying to pull your clothes off. You do...what?

Rich people are worth more, even in news stories, apparently.

um, DARIA. yeah. that one thats not on there.

pretty sure its important to be physically attracted to the person. im sure the listed flaws can be insignificant in some cases; in others they may not be. eg. im sure that a few spidery stretch marks around a girls hips from when they widened wont turn an otherwise a gorgeous girl into a...

You'll be useless in a zombie apocalypse, Harvard or not.

i killed it. coz it went rawr and sent me like 10000 emails a day. how are you, lovely? ive missed you.

please die.

How about... "To stimulate the economy in a financial crisis, you are supposed to spend a lot..." Do you actually know what you're talking about?

artificial sweeteners are apparently illegal to feed to animals in america. [citation needed]

lift your game.

because they're homosexual. Your reaction?

can i join?

OP: guy spent so much time longing for you, imagining what it would be like. his imaginings were better than you.

more like a turd.

forums say that they need a union. so its their lunch.