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Cristiano Ronaldo and his plethora of fangirls.

Julia Gillard's accent.

lol, "you're my heart heart heart heart heart breaker..." My friends are obsessed.

People who ask how long 2 minute noodles need to be cooked for.

Yeah :( wish we were all still in high school. My social life is pretty much nonexistent now. What's annoying me at the moment is my sister who's screaming at the tv while watching the world cup.

Actually, I haven't eaten since 5:30, so I am starving.

How I hardly ever see or talk to my friends, and when I do, all they ever want to talk about is uni uni uni. Need some new friends.

No way, tea is the best thing ever. -I hate talking on the phone. -Facebook -Little kids at that 'run around and destroy everything in sight and be as annoying as possible' stage

My friend used to have one of those. It didn't turn out right and ended up looking like a bowl cut on top & bogan mullet at the back, and I was embarrassed to be seen with her until she got it cut again.

Goddamn cocksucking asshole piece of shit goddamn fucking sucks.

Joanne, the team player who "didn't make the creme brulee."

I live in western sydney and have developed an intense hatred of bogans from my experiences with them on public transport.

Hahahahaha holy sh-- err, poo poo.

Yeth. Don't teathe me :( lol but have your teeth shifted back to how they were before the braces? I'm supposed to be wearing mine 24/7 for three months except for eating and brushing teeth, and I only lasted for the first 2 days because I decided I cbf.

The 'lithp' I get when I wear my retainer.

Enter Sandman- Metallica Hush little baby don't say a word And never mind that noise you heard It's just the beast under your bed In your closet in your head

Ugh, that's my mum too. But the only difference is, she's ALWAYS right. Always, even when she's wrong.

I can hear someone playing a recorder pretty badly. I wish they'd stop.

That's the way, blame everyone else but yourself for your own stupidity.

Why buy an iPad when you can use your phone and computer to do everything? And people say they use it to read ebooks as well. Just buy a damn book, ffs. Way more portable than iPads.