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  1. Smurg

    i messed up.. thoughts?

    I've come to the conclusion that all girls on BoS are wildebeests.
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    siblings.

    My brother tried to stab me, got an AVO against him, he's a drug abuser and heavy drinker since the age of 12, he's done it all...he was good until about year 8. At the end of year 8 he dropped out, was drinking and smoking weed...over time he's got worse and worse and routinely stays away from...
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    terrigal ?

    I'm no predator. I'm very unpredatory when it comes to seducing a girl. It's my affliction. I go for the alcohol and the fun times...and possibly using my quick wit and chloroform to win over the ladies!
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    How do u know

    Cock and balls.
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    terrigal ?

    "Surprise sex." Schoolies was fun. I might go again this year.
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    why do girls play hard to gett??

    Yeah, right now I'm playing hard to get. It explains why I am depressed.
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    why do girls play hard to gett??

    Because they need to have some facade that prevents them being called a whore.
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    How do u know

    Diane, I bet someone could take a look at your sig, use it's concept and turn it into an opposing image. For example, finding all of the pictures of Avril with white powder in her nostrils, having gang-bangs in filthy alleyways and wearing clothes she found in a salvos bin and then be like...
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    terrigal ?

    Nothing is better than getting raped on surfers. You mean you'd prefer to raped on avoca? Pssh...the sand isn't as good there. The acoustics there are much worse, people can't hear you screaming for shit.
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    Best place for havin sex??!?!?!

    Inside a car which has a fold-out bed in it, which is parked inside a hotel room which is located on the beach.
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    How do u know

    Sif. A normal girl wouldn't say that, because it was me, an irregular kind of guy, making up a hypothesis. Go figure.
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    How do u know

    Girls normally let guys know if they have a boyfriend early on? Unless they are evil girls who want multiple guys to like her with the option of cheating on her current partner. But normally they sneak it into conversation like: You: Hi what's your name? Her: Steph You: What's up...
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    why do girls play hard to gett??

    Wow, something struck a nerve in me here. I hate these fucking terms. 'The chase' 'the thrill of the chase' 'playing hard to get.' Fuck off, wow this made me really angry. Awsum LOL!
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    Your 'thing'. (not about penises)

    This thread is mad old. My views have changed nowadays. I like most girls now. ^_^ Equally ish.
  15. Smurg

    Single Women Reach Orgasm 'More Often'

    Maybe the attractiveness of the woman helps a lot. Maybe alcohol&drugs don't help too much. It's all in your mind I guess. :) It should be fine in future.
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    Single Women Reach Orgasm 'More Often'

    Well what I'm saying is it happened my first few times, didn't happen for ages, but now it's been a while since I had to say goodbye to my gf. I'm pretty sure I'll be sexually paranoid again. :(
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    Single Women Reach Orgasm 'More Often'

    I guess making a woman reach orgasm is satisfying, guys usually don't have trouble with it. Ugh, I found though that with my first few times I was sexually paranoid...and wasn't able to McCum. May have been to do with condoms? They suck a fair bit. But I think I am sexually paranoid now...
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    Your 'thing'. (not about penises)

    Co-incidental that the day I start posting again after over a year, this thread re-emerges?
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    Clubs and Social Life in UWS?

    Why do people want clubs? I just want to go to uni, go to class and then leave.
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    Should I?

    It'll get you pregnant. Why don't you do something original for once? Like injecting sperm into your eyeball?
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