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Everyone in my family is on two year Optus Business contracts, and we all get new phones whenever it's time to rollover (at various times throughout the year). I've had a new phone every year for the past seven. So basically I never know how much my phone is actually costing me, I just get it "for free" in the plan.

Anyway, I'm planning to rebuild muscle in the areas currently occupied by fat. :p It sucks to have once been sufficiently built, only to be liquefied by the awful science-student timetable. :(
Free? Lol, Fuck you. :D Haha, I bought it as soon as it came out (was either gonna get the K700i, or the Nokia 7something (the one with the 1MP camera), but it looked kinda ghey so I went with the K700i. Great phone eh?

As for your physique, I have to remind you that it's generally difficult to effective gain muscle while effectively lose fat, unless you haven't worked out for ages or haven't worked out.. erm ever lol. Building muscle effectively requires a calorie excess, while to lose fat you generally require a calorie deficit.. so yeah, as you can see the two are conflicting. So basically you should either lose the fat first and then try to build the muscle, or build muscle first and then lose the fat.. the net results of weight loss and muscle gain will be alot quicker to achieve than trying to gain muscle while losing fat at the same time (infact, I recall myself explaining this to Winston just the other week). If I were you, I'd just simply go on a cutting season now (since it IS summer), and simply pump the iron to retain muscle mass. Then when winter comes, bulk up and eat crazy. I've been on the bulk for awhile now, and gonna start cuttin' in probably two weeks or so. I'm 5'6, 78kg, and have a slight gut to lose. I reckon 2 months should do the trick.

Also do what mack said and run on an empty stomach early in the morning. It boosts your metabolic rate for the day while also allowing you to burn more fat per session due to the fact that your muscular glycogen stores would be low from a night of fasting. I'd do HIIT training though, instead of the usual 60% of your max heart rate running because at that rate, you burn a much higher percentage of protein, inducing you to lose MORE muscle mass.. while if you were doin HIIT, you'd be burning less than 1% protein. Fat burning won't be that high during the session, but HIIT training's main purpose is to boost your metabolism significantly for the next few hours.. (even up to 15 hours, as claimed by some exercise physiologists).
 

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Er...I have NFI what all that means, all I know is that when I was training for aikido I had better overall fitness, more stamina, less fat and wasn't always SOB. Since the HSC started I haven't been to the dojo once and now I feel like a 45 year old smoker on a steak and lard diet.
 

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Lexicographer said:
Since the HSC started I haven't been to the dojo once and now I feel like a 45 year old smoker on a steak and lard diet.
Sounds like my DAD.. LOL
 

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JKDDragon said:
Sounds like my DAD.. LOL
I'm trying to build muscle now.....Would you recommend eating more or less? At the moment I've gone onto a concentration camp diet of Weetbix and tuna sandwiches.
 

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babydoll_ said:
somebody should resurrect the good old days of this thread

anyway i bid you all good day im gonna go to the library again, HI MINAI IF YOURE READING THIS, i'm probably gonna be sitting near you again
/me clings to nancy


rah, should make a petition to unban winnie :'(
and i'm patiently waiting for jimmy and jess to return....
 

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mack said:
I'm trying to build muscle now.....Would you recommend eating more or less? At the moment I've gone onto a concentration camp diet of Weetbix and tuna sandwiches.
You've definitely gotta eat more man. One of the biggest mistakes many lifters make is with their nutrition.. no matter if you're a bodybuilder or a powerlifter, you've really gotta 'eat like an animal', or atleast make sure you eat more calories than you burn, per day. Food is the most anabolic substance there is (not considering non-conventional means to gain muscle such as pro-hormones and steroids).

Here's a small guide that'll do wonders:
- Eat around 1 to 1.5 grams of protein for each pound of bodyweight. For example, I weigh 78kg = (2.2 X 78kg)lb = 171 pounds, which means I'll be eating 171grams to (171 x 1.5) = 257grams of protein per day. Generally speaking, I eat around 230 grams per day.

Here's a sample plan I take:

- 8am Weetbix (high amounts of lowGI carbs, some protein, vit & minerals), Nutragrain (carbs, high protein, iron), oatmeal (this stuff is fantastic) with low fat milk. This contains around 60 or so grams of protein.

- 11am Tuna sandwich with wholemeal bread or something (high protein, high lowGI carbs, sandwich contains veges), around 30g protein.

- 1pm Perhaps another sandwich and some higherGI carbs. 30g protein
(1 hour later: workout)

- 3pm, right after workout: Protein shake, with fast acting protein (that's where protein supplements such as protein whey isolate comes in), with some SUGAR. The times before a workout and right afterwards are really the only times it's actually BENEFICIAL to have some sugar, because after a hard workout your muscles are deprived of glycogen stores. If you don't replace it with a sports drink or something, your body will resort to eating away precious protein (muscle mass) instead. Right after a workout, it's really important to eat, I've never stressed this enough, because it's really quite a catabolic time of the day.

- 5pm Dinner, some meat, veges etc. around 40g protein.

- 7pm Snack, protein shake (protein powder with milk), 40g protein.

10pm, right before sleep, I eat around 10 eggs. Without the yolk, that's useless to me. 10 eggs contain around 60g protein. Some people may suggest to be overkill, but you'll be fasting all night during sleep, and considering that's when our muscles grow, we need some slow acting protein. IF possible wake up midnight and have another snack.

Now mack, all this may seem like overload to you, but just remember a few points: EAT OFTEN, make sure you get enough protein, eat alot (but ease into it, don't just suddenly increase your calorie count total right now or else you're gonna gain a ton of fat aswell), EAT right after a workout something containing fast acting protein AND sugar, get plenty of sleep and stay hardcore when lifting. Just a little note, I also take a few supplements to boost my gains, but I didn't elaborate on any of them except for protein whey.. since I doubt you take any right now, but I'd be willing to explain any of them to you if you wish.
 

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bubz :D said:
/me clings to nancy


rah, should make a petition to unban winnie :'(
and i'm patiently waiting for jimmy and jess to return....
Didn't winnie ban himself.. i.e by his own will?! Lool. I'd be willing to smack some sense into him though, if you want bubz.. ya know.. ehehe *grabs frying pan* ahaha.
 

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i will sign that petition!!!!

wait, wut's a petittion??? =S
lookin for a job atm... sigh~~ job so hard to find... payin so low, workin so hard, money gettin so lil... =(
 

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xiao1985 said:
i will sign that petition!!!!

wait, wut's a petittion??? =S
lookin for a job atm... sigh~~ job so hard to find... payin so low, workin so hard, money gettin so lil... =(
So erm.. can I borrow some money? :p
 

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cherryblossom said:
/random cherry comment

BOSers are too obsessed with lesbians.
since when???

@ collin: NO!!!><
but u are more than welcoem to lend me some money =)
 

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lol this is funny, I'm trying to explain frigid's sign in to mack:

forward slash - yes, the other name was more economical says:
我知道 *和我就像是豆浆油条
forward slash - yes, the other name was more economical says:
isn;'t that sweet?
Insert "woe is me" song lyrics here says:
...
forward slash - yes, the other name was more economical says:
it means, I know
forward slash - yes, the other name was more economical says:
you and I are just like oil sticks and soybean milk
forward slash - yes, the other name was more economical says:
lol
forward slash - yes, the other name was more economical says:
it sounds sweet in chinese, trust me
forward slash - yes, the other name was more economical says:
you can be the oil stick
Insert "woe is me" song lyrics here says:
how does this analogy work? haha
Insert "woe is me" song lyrics here says:
dont understand at all
forward slash - yes, the other name was more economical says:
oh, you have to be asian to understand
forward slash - yes, the other name was more economical says:
see usually you eat oil sticks with soybean milk
Insert "woe is me" song lyrics here says:
so....
Insert "woe is me" song lyrics here says:
someone both eats us?
forward slash - yes, the other name was more economical says:
so they go together
forward slash - yes, the other name was more economical says:
lol
forward slash - yes, the other name was more economical says:
no, they're complimentary
Insert "woe is me" song lyrics here says:
so you and I are supposed to be together...
 

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xiao1985 said:
since when???

@ collin: NO!!!><
but u are more than welcoem to lend me some money =)
Dude, I've only got $1,200 left in the bank. Leave me alone duckie. :p
 

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cherryblossom said:
lol this is funny, I'm trying to explain frigid's sign in to mack:

forward slash - yes, the other name was more economical says:
我知道 佪和我就像是豆浆油条
forward slash - yes, the other name was more economical says:
isn;'t that sweet?
Insert "woe is me" song lyrics here says:
...
forward slash - yes, the other name was more economical says:
it means, I know
forward slash - yes, the other name was more economical says:
you and I are just like oil sticks and soybean milk
forward slash - yes, the other name was more economical says:
lol
forward slash - yes, the other name was more economical says:
it sounds sweet in chinese, trust me
forward slash - yes, the other name was more economical says:
you can be the oil stick
Insert "woe is me" song lyrics here says:
how does this analogy work? haha
Insert "woe is me" song lyrics here says:
dont understand at all
forward slash - yes, the other name was more economical says:
oh, you have to be asian to understand
forward slash - yes, the other name was more economical says:
see usually you eat oil sticks with soybean milk
Insert "woe is me" song lyrics here says:
so....
Insert "woe is me" song lyrics here says:
someone both eats us?
forward slash - yes, the other name was more economical says:
so they go together
forward slash - yes, the other name was more economical says:
lol
forward slash - yes, the other name was more economical says:
no, they're complimentary
Insert "woe is me" song lyrics here says:
so you and I are supposed to be together...
Why do you always bring this msn stuff onto BOS?
 

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JKDDragon said:
Dude, I've only got $1,200 left in the bank. Leave me alone duckie. :p
i got like zero =p

@cherry blossom: can't read the chinese. but yea, i once writen a peom or a fwnd which sorta hve the smilar meanin =) very romantic ^.^

any way, xiao needs slp now... ttyl pplz =)
 

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cherryblossom said:
lol this is funny, I'm trying to explain frigid's sign in to mack:

CB: 我知道 �*和我就像是豆浆油条
CB: isn;'t that sweet?
mack: ...
CB: it means, I know
CB: you and I are just like oil sticks and soybean milk
CB: lol
CB: it sounds sweet in chinese, trust me
CB: you can be the oil stick
mack: how does this analogy work? haha
mack: dont understand at all
CB: oh, you have to be asian to understand
CB: see usually you eat oil sticks with soybean milk
CB: so....
mack: someone both eats us?
CB: so they go together
CB: lol
CB: no, they're complimentary
mack: so you and I are supposed to be together...
haha mack you silly... :p me and you like oil sticks and soymilk. me and you like milk and biccies. me and you like... ummm... something something.

alicia, it's 'fried dough' not 'oil sticks'... hahaha :p

anyway, the 'Oil Sticks and Soy Milk' song: (translation of chorus by me, dedicated to CB for pointing it out ;))

豆浆油条 'Soy Milk, Fried Dough'
曲:林俊杰 | 词:�*思尔


喝纯白的豆浆 是纯白的浪漫 望着�*
可爱脸蛋 和�*纯真的模�*�
我傻傻对�*笑 是�*忧愁解药 �*说我
就像油条 很简单却很美好

[chorus:]
我知道 �*和我就像是豆浆油条 要一起
i know, you and i are just like soy milk and fried dough,
吃下去 味道才会是最好 �*需要我的傻笑
have to be eaten together to taste the best, you need my silly smile,
我需要�*的拥抱 爱情就是要这�*�它才不会淡掉
i need your embrace, love has to be like this so it won't taste bland
我知道 有时候 也需要吵吵闹闹 但始终
i know there are times of disputes, but in the end
也知道 只有�*对我最好 豆浆离不开油条
i know only you treat me the best, 'soy milk' can't leave 'fried dough' ;)
让我爱�*爱到老 爱情就是要这�*�它才幸福美好
let me love you til we're old, love has to be like this so that there is happiness and joy

我知道 都知道 �*知道 �*都知道 好不好
别偷笑 笑 让我知道(就好)
我喝完�*豆浆 却念着还想要 �*吃完金黄
油条 爱情又要再发酵
ok that was the cheesiest thing i've ever translated.
 
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man theres something up cause there ain't no one caught my interest yet
 

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Hmm well, I don't really want to be a bodybuilder, I just want my fitness back. I don't need muscle bulk to look menacing, I just need to shed some jelly.
 

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