1st orgasm. (1 Viewer)

[David Spade]

wow unlucky

 

[tonyharrison]

8 April 2009

"Dear diary,

Today i put a...in my...and it felt like i was..."

Love from Ay0

 

[ay0_x]

No really it was more like...

"8 april 2009:

he might be a dickhead but fuck that was kinda cool.

Now that I have had an orgasm I am a REAL WOMAN and I am going to throw out my diary cuz that's what lil girls do.

all the love in the world xoxoxoxo ay0"

 

[tonyharrison]

Hahaha.

I wish i had a mental diary.

Yeah my guy was kind of an eyesore...

*represses memory*

 

[ay0_x]

*huggles* poor bub =[

mine was an earsore.

it was like FUCK JUST STAND THERE AND LOOK PRETTY OKAY I HATE YOUR VOICE AND HALF THE SHIT YOU SAY.

like seriously
once he was like
"HEY AY0 IF YOU'RE SMART WHAT'S 285,000 TIMES 5 DONT USE A CALCULATOR"
and i'm like "... 1 425 000"
and he'd say "WOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH HOW DO YOU DO THATTTTT"

 

[David Spade]

girls if i had have given you one you would probably want to kill yourselves because you would know that you had just experienced the most amazing beautiful thing in the world and nothing else mattered anymore and there is no point in life except the experience that again but id reject you to spread my seed and you'd haeve nothing to live for

 

[tonyharrison]

Oh god i know.

WHy are some guys really hot, and also the stupidest people on the earth.

IT'S JUST NOT FAAAAIIIRRRRRRR!!!

 

[anom1ly]

*huggles* poor bub =[

mine was an earsore.

it was like FUCK JUST STAND THERE AND LOOK PRETTY OKAY I HATE YOUR VOICE AND HALF THE SHIT YOU SAY.

like seriously
once he was like
"HEY AY0 IF YOU'RE SMART WHAT'S 285,000 TIMES 5 DONT USE A CALCULATOR"
and i'm like "... 1 425 000"
and he'd say "WOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH HOW DO YOU DO THATTTTT"

LOL. so thats what girls go for aye

 

[tonyharrison]

girls if i had have given you one you would probably want to kill yourselves because you would know that you had just experienced the most amazing beautiful thing in the world and nothing else mattered anymore and there is no point in life except the experience that again but id reject you to spread my seed and you'd haeve nothing to live for

Well thankyou Spade, i'm so glad you are humble and saved my life.
Is there anything i can do in return?

 

[ay0_x]

Yep.

which is why
at this age
we need to just fuck the hot stupid ones
because seriously
even the smart ones will turn out shit
might aswell go for the hot ones.

...

so much easier said than done.

 

[ay0_x]

LOL. so thats what girls go for aye

haha
I talked to another girl he'd slept with.

and she said he tried to teach her her times tables during sex.

like

"WHAT'S 4 X 3"

-..."12?"

*thrust*

that guy's such a fucking joke lmfao.

 

[anom1ly]

haha
I talked to another girl he'd slept with.

and she said he tried to teach her her times tables during sex.

like

"WHAT'S 4 X 3"

-..."12?"

*thrust*

that guy's such a fucking joke lmfao.

what the hell.. teach her her time tables? was she like 6 or something?

 

[ay0_x]

what the hell.. teach her her time tables? was she like 6 or something?

lol no just terrible at maths.

I guess he was trying to be helpful? lol.

 

[tonyharrison]

Hahaha,

I prefer no talking...it's just weird...well unless it's a special kind of talking

Ay0, just imagining wat that times table thing is so hilarious. Wait...was this guy hot?

 

[ay0_x]

LOL yeah he was. he was Latino/native american. such pretty skin.

such a stupid boy.

 

[ay0_x]

next time I will ask philosophical questions during sex.

"if a tree falls in the wood and no one's there to hear it, does it make a sound?"

"is morality universal or relative?"

"how do i know that the colour i see as green, is the same colour you see as green?"

etc. etc.

 

[David Spade]

next time I will ask philosophical questions during sex.

"if a tree falls in the wood and no one's there to hear it, does it make a sound?"

"is morality universal or relative?"

"how do i know that the colour i see as green, is the same colour you see as green?"

etc. etc.

bby i would rather if you didnt ok it might ruin the mood created from the incredibly passionate sex i will be having with you

 

[tonyharrison]

you just described me baby

Haha yeah. Well, lucky for you, there are many girls with similar taste to me. Unfortunately for you, Ay0 doesn't seem to enjoy those features as much...


EDIT: ...did half this convo just get deleted(?)

 

[Tulipa]

So keeping it on topic...

Most guys have their first orgasm by themselves when they first learn the joys of masturbation yeah?

I was the same. I don't really remember the first one, just that it was strange and awesome. I don't understand girls who can't get themselves off.

 

[ay0_x]

Tulipa I think for most girls it's impatience.

I could never orgasm because I couldn't just lie there and wait for something to happen. I'm not that great @ fantasizing and I'm actually ADHD so it's just like.. "SCREW THIS THERE'S SOMETHING SHINY OVER THERE I WANNA GO SEE WHAT IT IS". Other girls just need to feel the presence of a guy there etc before they can orgasm.