A lil to the left? (1 Viewer)

[MzbLaZeIT]

we know there are alll different types of genetalia out there!
so guy + girls what weird looking pink bits have you come across??? lol (they have be weird or pretty normal?)
does yours hang a lil to the left? to the right? when its erect is it straight or shaped like a banana??
any very pretruding pussy flaps youve come across guys? lol

ive seen a few dicks in my day (how bad is this sounding),and theyre all been wonderfully different in size lol

guys, does each girls pussy feel different to your dick inside? or would u say theyre all warm like apple pies?


one of my exboyfriends had like an s bend penis when it was erect lol ok im exaggerating, but it was soo weirdddd lol didnt have sex with him, so i cant say how it would of felt!

 

[MzbLaZeIT]

i wanna know all about your weird pink bits + what you have come across

damn its a forum, cant we get some experiences going?
or do i have to have a problem to get a thread posted around here?

 

[lourai*87]

lol, thanks for the giggles

 

[azzie]

it's kinda hard to get people to talk about intimate stuff thats that intimate.
i guess surfice to say everyone has seen good and bad.

 

[MzbLaZeIT]

ive come across his guy who was boasting about how fat is penis was.. im like okkk u hero..
he kept going on about it
im like rightiooo if your so proud of it why dont u jst flop it out!!

anyway as a dare my friend told me to actually go and check it out because its aparently really FAT

so i go to this guy and give him a suggestive hint to show me his penis lol
so we go around to the backyard of my friends, and he flops out his dick
IT WAS SOOOO FAT.. like abnormally fat!!!
especially for its length, average length.. but REALLY fucking fat lol i was soo amazed with my eyes that i had to touch it rofl
i couldnt even get my whole hand around it

i was actually shocked lol coz i thought this guy had a small penis
he was quite proud of it
but i dont know how it would fit.. in ANY girl.

and that is all, i didnt even hook up with the guy! i jst wanted him to show me his dick.

 

[withoutaface]

ive come across his guy who was boasting about how fat is penis was.. im like okkk u hero..
he kept going on about it
im like rightiooo if your so proud of it why dont u jst flop it out!!

anyway as a dare my friend told me to actually go and check it out because its aparently really FAT

so i go to this guy and give him a suggestive hint to show me his penis lol
so we go around to the backyard of my friends, and he flops out his dick
IT WAS SOOOO FAT.. like abnormally fat!!!
especially for its length, average length.. but REALLY fucking fat lol i was soo amazed with my eyes that i had to touch it rofl
i couldnt even get my whole hand around it

i was actually shocked lol coz i thought this guy had a small penis
he was quite proud of it
but i dont know how it would fit.. in ANY girl.

and that is all, i didnt even hook up with the guy! i jst wanted him to show me his dick.

I bet mine's fatter.

On a serious note, my penis hangs whichever way I damn well tell it to hang.

 

[azzie]

i've always wanted to know if men with excessively large wangs roll their doodle up like a fire hose. i mean, you cant have a 2ft long thing bouncing around in your pants just like that.

 

[55078]

i've always wanted to know if men with excessively large wangs roll their doodle up like a fire hose. i mean, you cant have a 2ft long thing bouncing around in your pants just like that.

Hmmm yeah. Enormous penises scare me.

 

[withoutaface]

i've always wanted to know if men with excessively large wangs roll their doodle up like a fire hose. i mean, you cant have a 2ft long thing bouncing around in your pants just like that.

It's not too bad, I just gotta remember not to wear shorts :/

 

[azzie]

how do you go to the beach?

 

[withoutaface]

With a carefully placed pool noodle.

 

[transcendent]

dicks do go limp you know. from limp to erect there can be a huge difference.

 

[Bookie]

Pope Bentdick at XVI LOLOLOLOLOLOL

my penis is massive.

mass is different to length.

lengthwise it is huge.