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berry580

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God that guy is rich. A doll a day?
One Blue Bear has almost god me bankrupted, but that was only a waste, and it had taught me to NOT buy things for a girl when she hasn't accepted you yet, or it'll only be a waste of money.
 

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Raiks said:
Yes... I didn't read it but it just seems one of those stories which float through the realms of mass forwarded emailing.
well i read it all. lol. and i read it out loud to a friend on the fone coz i thought it was gonna b good. lol. funny sh!t.
 

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SKA said:
lmao


hey what a dumb arse.. after 485 days she didnt accidently squeze one of the dolls
I thought that too. I mean, if you pick them up 485 times eventually you'll squeeze it hard enough.
 

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Loz#1 said:
I thought that too. I mean, if you pick them up 485 times eventually you'll squeeze it hard enough.
or fucking step on one. I mean 485 is alot of dolls surely they would be all over the goddamn floor and you would have to tread on one sooner or later. And she was a stupid fuck for staying with him all that time when all he seemed to do was play her and upset her.
 

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I think throwing them around the bedroom would have set a couple of them off.

And she must have a pretty big bedroom!
 

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Therefore, in conclusion, this whole thread is stupid.
 

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No, it makes the threadstarter stupid for posting up some stupid, unbelievable forward and thinking we're all fools.
 

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and then hypothetically live with the hypothetical guilt of hypothetically killing them

and refer to everyone elses posts re: this thread is dumb and the story obv bs
 

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that was the biggest waste of time reading that... very disppointed i'll never get those few minutes back :(
 

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anyone still want this bs story summed up in 5 lines?
girl likes guy
guy gives 485 dolls but doesn't say anything when he gives them
on doll 486 the chick chucks a psycho, doll goes on the road
pussy whipped guy goes to fetch the doll and is coat-hanged by a truck
girl discovers that doll 486 has a longer love message than any of the other dolls

omg... i actually typed this shit out at 11PM when i have an english assessment to hand in tomorrow morning... =___=
 

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Where, oh where, can my baby be? the lord took her away from
Me. she’s gone to heaven, so I’ve got to be good. so I can see my baby when i
Leave this world.

We were out on a date in my daddy’s car. we hadn’t driven very far. there in
The road, straight ahead. a car was stalled, the engine was dead.

I couldn’t stop, so I swerved to the right. I’ll never forget the sound that
Night. the screamin tires, the bustin glass. the painful scream that I heard
Last.

Oh where, oh where, can my baby be? the lord took her away from me. she’s gone
To heaven, so I’ve got to be good. so I can see my baby when I leave this world.

When I woke up the rain was pourin down. there were people standin all around.
Something warm flowing through my eyes. but somehow I found my baby that night.
I lifted her head, she looked at me and said. hold me darling, just a little
While. I held her close, I kissed her our last kiss. I found the love that i
Knew I had missed.

Well now she’s gone. even though I hold her tight. I lost my love, my life,
That night.

Oh where, oh where, can my baby be? the lord took her away from me. she’s gone
To heaven, so I’ve got to be good. so I can see my baby when I leave this
World.
 
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One fine day in the middle of the night,
Two dead boys got up to fight,
Back to back they faced each other,
Drew their swords and shot each other,

One was blind and the other couldn't, see
So they chose a dummy for a referee.
A blind man went to see fair play,
A dumb man went to shout "hooray!"

A paralysed donkey passing by,
Kicked the blind man in the eye,
Knocked him through a nine inch wall,
Into a dry ditch and drowned them all,

A deaf policeman heard the noise,
And came to arrest the two dead boys,
If you don't believe this story’s true,
Ask the blind man he saw it too!
 
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It's more credible than the one the thread starter pasted, I think.
 

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