Anal sex (1 Viewer)

[Riet]

Be careful, you might shit EVERYWHERE.

 

[stazi]

anal is wrong? yet you have poo in your custom status so obviously yr fascinated by that area, and probably even curious about what anal's like etc



secret anal addict, imho

hahahahahhaha fucking lol

But seriously guys, anal sex is fucking shit.

pun intended?

i'm not judging. sorry if it came across that way.
but i really think you should be careful while trying it. just understand possible consequences and implications that may occur, so that you can at least say you knew it could happen.

Yeah, like she could get pregnant through anal! I hear if you get pregnant through anal your baby comes out black. That would be horrible (for you and the baby)

it's in close enough proximity

year 10:
"never say close proximity. that's like saying close closeness"

1. be relaxed, take a bath, get a massage blah blah.
2. foreplay, go.
3. lube times lots of it
4. take it slow (start with a finger) and build up to him...you know.
5. relax yr muscles lol.
6. anal!

this is based on our experiences together right

 

[fernando]

Yeah, like she could get pregnant through anal! I hear if you get pregnant through anal your baby comes out black. That would be horrible (for you and the baby)

nawww... cancer, aids, hitting the nerve which may cause you to faint/pass out, ripping of the skin internally etc.

 

[stazi]

nawww... cancer, aids, hitting the nerve which may cause you to faint/pass out, ripping of the skin internally etc.

...cancer how?

nerve passing out how?

skin ripping internally heals. vaginas also get tears during sex (especially when i am the sexer due to my enormity)

 

[stazi]

higher chance of catching aids from anal though (apart from blood + ivf and the obvious ones)

 

[Riet]

Not to mention that assumes her boyfriend is HIV positive...

And yeh, pun definitely intended.

 

[Pace_T]

the thought of anal sex is fucking foul. i dont understand how people could enjoy it let alone do it. :gross:

 

[fernando]

i'm pretty sure there's something that's called anal cancer or something. but i don't know for sure. i'd google it but meh.

 

[stazi]

hahahhahahaha. you think you can get anal cancer by having anal sex once?

 

[mr_brightside]

Be careful, you might shit EVERYWHERE.

That reminds of me this story I heard about some girl people I know, know. Her bf was fucking her in the arse for the first time and he pushed too deep and hit a nerve and the chick instantly shat herself absolutely everywhere :S

this is based on our experiences together right

well did you enjoy my massage with soothing patchouli oil?

 

[stazi]

well did you enjoy my massage with soothing patchouli oil?

not as much as i enjoyed your cock inside my anus rubbing against my prostate

 

[catzhernandez]

Seriously though,

I've taken it up the ass,because I was curious.


IT REALLY HURT LIKE BUGGERY.


he didn't even use lube,eeeekkk-it was very painful and i will NEVER DO IT AGAIN.

 

[stazi]

Seriously though,

I've taken it up the ass,because I was curious.


IT REALLY HURT LIKE CRAZY.


he didn't even use lube,eeeekkk-it was very painful and i will NEVER DO IT AGAIN.

wrong troll account, faggot. unless this is a gay troll account.

 

[FeelBare]

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[stazi]

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how's saving ink going?

 

[catzhernandez]

wrong troll account, faggot. unless this is a gay troll account.

I am not trolling, I'm talking about my experience with anal sex.

I don't see why I have to be gay just to have anal sex?

I took it up the ass just once because i wanted to try it.

I have tried it and hated it so I will never try it again.

 

[stazi]

I am not trolling, I'm talking about my experience with anal sex.

I don't see why I have to be gay just to have anal sex?

I took it up the ass just once because i wanted to try it.

I have tried it and hated it so I will never try it again.

right. because having sexual relations with a person of the same sex is straight.

 

[catzhernandez]

right. because having sexual relations with a person of the same sex is straight.

Well, I was curious. It was purely experimental.

 

[mr_brightside]

I am not trolling, I'm talking about my experience with anal sex.

I don't see why I have to be gay just to have anal sex?

I took it up the ass just once because i wanted to try it.

I have tried it and hated it so I will never try it again.

you hate anal sex? in that case...suck me beautiful

 

[stazi]

which still makes you that way inclined. don't forget gays can be tops or bottoms. you're probably a top: you fuck others up the arse.