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[~TeLEpAtHeTiC~]

i got these three essay statements..
unfortunately all due friday
and i am only just beginning due to having another 3 assessments all due last week
so now..it begins
any help will be great
any example or info that can build arguements and justify if neccesary..
here are the statements..they all come from differing modules

'shakespeare has the capacity to remain our contemporary'
in this refer to two scenes and describe a productions of each scence and ways in which it can be presented to gain a particular view.'
(the above is king lear)

write a discussion paper that compares the values in 'the pardoners tale' with the vaules in the film 'a simple plan'
(pardoner's tale vs simple plan)

and actually i hav forgotten the third..oh well... the first two will do..

any help is appreciated but only if u want..i am capable and can do it myself...but in all seriousness i cant be fucked...too many assessments and wit trials coming up... its no good complaining
thanx for any help guys..hope to here from you all soon

 

[B.Rabbit]

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You claim to be a nigger but you Irish-White,
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[Ragerunner]

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[White Rabbit]

...hehe. Exaclty what Ragerunner said. Hehehe...

 

[B.Rabbit]

This is my 3rd post, you have over 300..
I posted under 10 lines...
You posted 2 pages worth,

And called me a spammer

Good one idiot...lol...
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[Newbie]

im a ninja!


anyways........shakespeare is the western canon, his position as such serves producers in that, his plays can be adapted as vehicles for whatever hippy/nazi/fundamentalist message they have and still draw crowds

 

[anti]

Keep it on track, please.

 

[Frigid]

Originally posted by ~TeLEpAtHeTiC~
any help is appreciated but only if u want..i am capable and can do it myself...but in all seriousness i cant be fucked...too many assessments and wit trials coming up... its no good complaining...thanx for any help guys..hope to here from you all soon

I think you've just contradicted yourself four times in as many lines.

Originally posted by B.Rabbit
yo i'm ready to battle... i'll win this freestyle battle

What the fuck are you trying to prove, you dipshit? Go take those punkass rhymes of yours and get the hell outta the english forums.

 

[iambored]

'shakespeare has the capacity to remain our contemporary'
in this refer to two scenes and describe a productions of each scence and ways in which it can be presented to gain a particular view.'
(the above is king lear)

well ways klear has been interpreted showing modern themes

 

[pri]

Originally posted by ~TeLEpAtHeTiC~

'shakespeare has the capacity to remain our contemporary'
in this refer to two scenes and describe a productions of each scence and ways in which it can be presented to gain a particular view.'
(the above is king lear)

look at the universal themes such as betrayal/love etc and see how they are conveyed through the various readings and productions