Are you doing an all-nighter for results? if so spam here. (1 Viewer)

[Not-That-Bright]

that's a really terrible version of the joke where people lost on an island find a genie then the last one wishes them back again.

 

[dafidav]

I had quit smoking before tonight! Stress, stress stress.

I'm hoping for 97+, but 95+ is realistic.

I'm gonna try to sleep, but it doesn't look likely. I'll probably read till 6am.

Here's a joke;

A bus full of ugly people crashes. All 20 of them die slowly. They line up to enter heaven, and god tells them he'll grant each one wish.

The first in line says "I know it's shallow and self centered, but I just... I just really want to be good looking!"

God clicks his fingers, and this ugly girl is suddenly stunning.

The second person asks for the same thing, and the guy at the end of the line starts chuckling.

As each fugly person asks to be good looking, the guy at the end laughs harder and harder. When it's his turn, god says "Well, what's so funny?"

He says "Make them all ugly again"

that classic

gotta add that to my joke collection

 

[69^boi]

wot? evveryone here planning to stay up to 6?

 

[neuro_logik]

wot? evveryone here planning to stay up to 6?

Uhhh, Yes!

 

[soha]

ok my mums making me get off the computer...i will be back
eventually...i'll go and watch t.v or sumfing..

 

[dafidav]

wot? evveryone here planning to stay up to 6?

im not

just staying up for fun but have to get sleep soon as i got work tomorow

my workmate will be pissed off and so will the boss if i get a shitty mark

 

[townie]

Six Hours
.....

 

[dafidav]

Six Hours
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5hrs 56minutes

 

[Not-That-Bright]

I've got it.... who else is keeping the students online site open?

 

[69^boi]

ah yes the result that determines your possible future

 

[dafidav]

bah im off to go look for newspaper to see if they've published the result in it yet for tomorow mornings edition

ill post if i find something

 

[jessabelle080]

Don't want to stay up...

It's not that i want to stay up and wait for results, id rather sleep, but i cant, im too nervous and paranoid, cause my mum will get angry at me if i don't do well. Oh well, maybe i'll try and get some sleep.
Nite all.

 

[sneeble]

that classic

gotta add that to my joke collection

Your collection is endless! Took me like an hour to read them all! Thanks

I'm going driving to kill some time, waiting sucks!

 

[neuro_logik]

It's not that i want to stay up and wait for results, id rather sleep, but i cant, im too nervous and paranoid, cause my mum will get angry at me if i don't do well. Oh well, maybe i'll try and get some sleep.
Nite all.

If you don't do well.... shoot her

 

[dafidav]

is it just me or is student login feeling a bit slow

maybe too many people already refreshing

 

[!! AAA !!]

if i spam here..will i get banned???what..?is that a no??? ok......mm......My fish had its period last night and it wasn't a pleasant sight..mm...and.oh yeah...my dog at my hot dog.

 

[69^boi]

just say i did my best n dats dats

 

[dafidav]

Your collection is endless! Took me like an hour to read them all! Thanks

I'm going driving to kill some time, waiting sucks!

where you driving around??

 

[dafidav]

if i spam here..will i get banned???what..?is that a no??? ok......mm......My fish had its period last night and it wasn't a pleasant sight..mm...and.oh yeah...my dog at my hot dog.

fish has periiods??

lol

 

[69^boi]

not looking forward to my one....