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Alright guys, too far, too far.

Leave the cats alone, what is this? Do not make me get into my kombi van and hunt you guys down at this hour ok.
 
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But mum, I told her to *wash* it.


:eek:

She's a nice person inside.
You stupid daughter of a whore, you are grounded for three weeks. You have to sleep on the back verandah and you're only allowed to eat canned fava beans ok.

What if I have sex with the kitten in the kombi van?
I will shoot you with my AK47 and smear your blood on the windscreen, and me and the kitty will sing songs together until dawn. I will nurture it and counsel it back to sanity
 
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You stupid daughter of a whore, you are grounded for three weeks. You have to sleep on the back verandah and you're only allowed to eat canned fava beans ok.



I will shoot you with my AK47 and smear your blood on the windscreen, and me and the kitty will sing songs together until dawn. I will nurture it and counsel it back to sanity
You're just doing that so you can have sex with my boyfriend. :(



Mum.
 
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Both of you are latvian gypsy witches and I will burn you at the stake, you evil cat raping duo you
 

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