ATTN: Jess (1 Viewer)

[PrincessSJ]

hhmmmm now im intrigued ?!?!?!?!

 

[Emily.]

we discovered who jess really is

 

[em_516]

perhaps..(although it does seem likely)

 

[hipsta_jess]

ignore it, its 100% completely categorically untrue.

 

[Emily.]

why categorically?

 

[hipsta_jess]

Because its a cool word I've always wanted to use.

 

[Emily.]

thats lame

and categorically isnt a cool word...you just think it makes you sound smart, ill bet

bugger...lucked out

 

[hipsta_jess]

No, really, it is a cool word, and I figure I will never get to use it, unless I become a publicist for some hot starlet that needs to deny shacking up with her older, married-with-3-kids co-star.

and whose lucking out with what?!

 

[Emily.]

but what does that have to do with categorically? that word just doesnt fit in that sentence

 

[hipsta_jess]

Have you never heard press releases denying affairs in which the publicist says how its 'categorically untrue'?
*sigh*

 

[Emily.]

yes probably but just because they say it doesnt mean its gramatically correct. it just doesnt make sense.

 

[Cyph]

lol..

'Jess' sends me numerous word documents with the author being 'Ashleigh <surname>'.. I then googled this name and come across a unu webpage which had the exact same name, of someone doing first year OT... and I remember she did some training crap a while back, which is what the webpage was about.

Coincidence? Bwahahaha.

 

[Emily.]

what a crackup

 

[PrincessSJ]

my jess just has a spilt personality and asheleigh is on her way to kill you all....


how where's the bwahahahaha

 

[hipsta_jess]

For that to be true, it would take someone with a lot more energy, boredom, and acting skills than I possess, sadly.

 

[Emily.]

exactly.....

 

[hipsta_jess]

So, based on my theory, don't you think that someone with as few acting skills and non-existent patience as I have wouldn't be able to keep up a facade for nearly 2 yrs? If, what you are saying is true, it would have came tumbling down loooooooong before now.

 

[Emily.]

well you havent actually told us who you really are so were just assuming that you are ashleigh....whats the difference?

 

[Cyph]

Funny how Emily knows about 5-6 the Jess/Jessica's from Mount View in the year above her, but none of them are you.

 

[hipsta_jess]

Not much I can do about that.

Ok, Bon, you know, like, everything, about me...so if I really were Ashleigh, would I not have told you I was a year rep for OT?