Hi, my name is Stef
I will laugh at your jokes
I will cook for you
I know when to dress classy to impress your superiors (if any) and when to wear short skirts for your pleasure. And all the times in between.
I will get into your music taste, whether it be heavy metal, rnb, jazz... because I want to share what you love. I want to understand what and why you love them.
I won't sit on random guys laps, regardless of how much we show that we're just friends.
I'll let you be deep and emotional and won't tell any of your mates that you decided to be meaningful at any stage.
I don't mind you telling me about your past life, or your past loves. I want to learn you, how you became as wonderful as you are.
I'll be mature or silly in the appropriate times.
I am willing for you to have your own individual time with your mates
I am comfortable when you talk to outrageously hot women and will not be on your back. I will perve on them WITH you.
Buy you your favourite food, especially when you have a bad day, and I know it.
I can take your witty insults
I can bite back at your witty remarks, but I'm able to admit when I am beaten.
I will tell you that you're hot, without it losing any meaning through repetition
I don't mind if you want time with your mates. I won't bitch about it or read into it.
I will want you to be friends with my "guy friends" so you will never suspect infidelity.
I will keep you surprised
I give random gifts
I will complete you.
