Black Books!!! (1 Viewer)

[stalk_if_u_dare]

Just got the Complete Black Books on DVD!!

I LOVE IT!!!

Bernard Black is SO sexy in..*uurrr*...sort of mad, drunken irish way... ...i love his hair!

& Fran, so crazy - she is so my role model!

Anyone?

 

[Italian Hotshot]

Glad to have another convert. Welcome!

 

[blackfriday]

i would rep you both if i could.

this season of black books was a bit down on the rest but it was still better than whatever was on tv.

my favourite bit:

'manny, manny, what time is it?'
'it's half-ten'
'half-ten? ive never been up at this time. what happens?'

 

[super katie]

Oh im sorry but the third season is GOLD! I thought it would die on its ass after Goliath Books was opened but the crazy manager with his crazy hair cutting is just hilarious! And the one where they go to the party so manny can get laid? Classic!

although nothing beats "its like looking into the eye of a duck... then sucking all the fluid from its beak!"

 

[juicebox12]

one of the best comedy series to come out of the UK. I have the entire series, and love every second of it. I use a random episode as a 22 minute study break.

If you like Black Books, check out Bill Bailey (Manny)'s stand up. He's a ridiculously funny dude who has the musical pedigree to be able to play over a dozen instruments, VERY well, on stage, whilst being funny.

 

[Iron]

It's stupid and boring. The only thing it had going for it was the cleese/manwell abusive relationship it stole from Faulty Towers

 

[psychosuperfly]

but iron your a twat, excuse my french

hahahah ive been watching black books alot recently

"you know what i'm going to do, im going to get you spade"

manny in the piano is classic

on the season one dvd watch them all with commentary.
its hilarious

 

[psychosuperfly]

Anyone know the names of the classical songs manny plays on the piano?

do dododododod doolalal doolalal
you know the one im talking about

 

[chamelia]

"Coffee I spilled on the ground, you picked up tweezers and your going to serve right back to me...ok that was mad"

 

[stalk_if_u_dare]

"They'd all laugh at me if they knew what I was trying to do... to create a new strain of super-wine in a half an hour with a fraction of nature's resources and a FOOL for an assistant. "Bernard Black, he's mad," they'd say. "He's insane. He's dangerous." Well I'll show them! I'll show them all!"

 

[kat_in_a_hat88]

Must do for a party...
dance like manny, fran and bernard in the Party episode when you're drunk!

 

[Mojoman]

"in tibet if they want something, they give something away"
"yes, that must be why they're such a dominant global power"

 

[tashmin]

"let's paarrrr-"
"dont you dare use the word party as a verb in this shop!!"

 

[stalk_if_u_dare]

"let's paarrrr-"
"dont you dare use the word party as a verb in this shop!!"

Hehe, I recorded that on my phone & its my sms ringtone!

 

[Arvin Sloane]

Customer: [Pointing to a shelf] Those books, how much?
Bernard: Hmm?
Customer: Those books. Leather bound ones.
Bernard: Yes, Dickens. The collective works of Charles Dickens.
Customer: They real leather?
Bernard: They're real Dickens.
Customer: I have to know if they're real leather because they have to go with a sofa. Everything else in my house is real. I'll give you two hundred for them.
Bernard: Two hundred what?
Customer: Two hundred pounds.
Bernard: Are they leather bound pounds?
Customer: No.
Bernard: Sorry, I need leather-bound pounds to go with my wallet. Next!

Lundy introduced me to it; it's an excellent show! Pity they only made three seasons.

 

[Whats going on?]

i know i love it i must buy them al need money though maybe leather
i love i cant remeber it exactly what is this i am drinking ah chilrens booze
hehe
can someoone tell me the real quote , cause now am shamed

 

[Ellie-Bee]

Black Books is SO good. Love it. My family owns the complete series so everytime I go home, thats what I watch!

Great quote:
Customer: Those books, how much?
Bernard: Hmm?
Customer: Those books. Leather-bound ones.
Bernard: Yes, Dickens. The collective works of Charles Dickens.
Customer: They real leather?
Bernard: They're real Dickens.
Customer: I have to know if they're real leather because they have to go with a sofa. Everything else in my house is real. I'll give you two hundred for them.
Bernard: Two hundred what?
Customer: Two hundred pounds...
Bernard: Are they leather-bound pounds?
Customer: No...
Bernard: Sorry, I need leather-bound pounds to go with my wallet. Next!

 

[Arvin Sloane]

Great quote:
Customer: Those books, how much?
Bernard: Hmm?
Customer: Those books. Leather-bound ones.
Bernard: Yes, Dickens. The collective works of Charles Dickens.
Customer: They real leather?
Bernard: They're real Dickens.
Customer: I have to know if they're real leather because they have to go with a sofa. Everything else in my house is real. I'll give you two hundred for them.
Bernard: Two hundred what?
Customer: Two hundred pounds...
Bernard: Are they leather-bound pounds?
Customer: No...
Bernard: Sorry, I need leather-bound pounds to go with my wallet. Next!

Yup, even better when I posted it two posts above yours.

 

[super katie]

I love the heat episode with Daves Disease...

Look at that girl, it looks like she washes her hair in streams and milks things!

And in the autumn, i'll ditch her! cos she's my summer girl

I'm yours... to enjoy... like an eclair, or a day at the zoo

 

[Ellie-Bee]

Yup, even better when I posted it two posts above yours.

eep sorry !