Chemistry Pick up lines (1 Viewer)

[(^o^)]

lol damn so nerdy...

 

[Dreamerish*~]

ok these ain't exact pick up lines, but just some random chem jks:

atom A looks very miserable
atom B: "hey dude, wut happened?!"
atom A: "i lost an electron..."
atom B: "are you sure?!"
atom A: " yeh i am positive... "

this one thx to daniella fort of 03, and resent to all fort of 03 via email:
a neutron went to a bar...
neutron: "hey, how much's a serve of scotch cost?"
bartender: "for you?! free of charge..."

hahahaha @ the second one. that was moynham's joke, wasn't it?

 

[ishq]

Heisenberg was wrong. I'm certain about what you're doing tonight.









Heisenberg: Principle of Uncertainty
.......

 

[mitochondria]

O_______o.. it's still going lol.. Heisenberg only wasn't sure about quantum thing he was pretty good at relationships (not).. apparently he took his ex-girlfriend on a week (or two..) of holiday to some place (I can't remember where..) when he came up with the equation not to mention that he dumped his wife behind by doing so O______o.. so I guess he's pretty certain about this sort of things

hehehe.. but that is still a good pick-up line


I have recently discovered a very rare element called Beautium. I looks like you are made of it. Mind helping me with my experiment?

My favourite attractive force is van del Waals' force. Can you feel it? I'll sit closer if you can't.

lol.. this one's a bit naughty..

I wanted to say hi to you, but my body says NO.

 

[ishq]

I have recently discovered a very rare element called Beautium. I looks like you are made of it. Mind helping me with my experiment?

Ah! Cheesy!


.....if this worked.....

 

[Dreamerish*~]

O_______o.. it's still going lol.. Heisenberg only wasn't sure about quantum thing he was pretty good at relationships (not).. apparently he took his ex-girlfriend on a week (or two..) of holiday to some place (I can't remember where..) when he came up with the equation not to mention that he dumped his wife behind by doing so O______o.. so I guess he's pretty certain about this sort of things

hehehe.. but that is still a good pick-up line


I have recently discovered a very rare element called Beautium. I looks like you are made of it. Mind helping me with my experiment?

My favourite attractive force is van del Waals' force. Can you feel it? I'll sit closer if you can't.

lol.. this one's a bit naughty..

I wanted to say hi to you, but my body says NO.

real smooth mito

 

[MuffinMan]

I second that.

 

[cicadaman]

chem pick-up line

here's a pretty lame line i came up with during chem in yr 11.

walk up to the opposite side of a girl's prac bench (while she's working on an experiment) "I couldn't help but notice the chemistry between us"

 

[beccaxx]

heheheheee u guys make me giggle.

wat did the... oh wait that is a biology one...

 

[Slidey]

Your lab or mine?

 

[(^o^)]

someone said that already!

 

[Slidey]

someone said that already!

I'd really like to titrate with you.

 

[mitochondria]

real smooth mito

It's still smooth for the second time? I'm pretty sure they're not vanilla coke though.. I have something against vanilla coke - although I have never tried it.. anyways, so are yours aren't you going to post the other ones as well?

I'd really like to titrate with you.

Quis? Me?

hehehe.. I love titration maybe we should do it some day lol! but don't touch me

 

[(^o^)]

Vanilla coke is gross. Do NOT try.

@ Slide Rule: awwww... <3

 

[ishq]

I'd really like to titrate with you.

Vanilla Coke is yuck!
But the advertisements are funny...
Like the pool boy one..
Lol!

 

[meLoncoLLie]

these are just some lines i'd thought of:


- you are an acid and i am like litmus, everytime i meet you i turn bright red

- you're so attractive, i cannot help but form hydrogen bonds with you

- my love for you is as strong as a covalent lattice

- stages of human courtship and reproduction: chemistry-->physics-->biology

- let's get married and live a life like monosaccharides-sweet and simple

- if only you and i could form a redox cell, the potential between us would be mighty high

 

[Dreamerish*~]

It's still smooth for the second time? I'm pretty sure they're not vanilla coke though.. I have something against vanilla coke - although I have never tried it.. anyways, so are yours aren't you going to post the other ones as well?

heh no.. i'm embarrassed

 

[Slidey]

Go on, do it.

 

[Dreamerish*~]

Vanilla Coke is yuck!
But the advertisements are funny...
Like the pool boy one..
Lol!

ahahaha i like the lime coke ad.
zero.. hero! and the azn guy looks exactly the same.

 

[MuffinMan]

yeh thats the irony dreamerish