Chess (1 Viewer)

[cristal]

xg6

so my boss says

who are you punching
don't forget the +at the end right

 

[cheesynooby]

fxg6

 

[NotBamboo]

fxg6

ruok?
u dont have to say f
theres not even another pawn that can take

who are you punching
don't forget the +at the end right

its my victory celebration
it involves punching the loser (cheesy obviously)

 

[cristal]

Qc8

 

[cheesynooby]

Rxb2

 

[NotBamboo]

h4 @cristal @cheesynooby
krys hasnt moved for like 4 years

 

[cheesynooby]

Bf1

 

[NotBamboo]

Bf1

Kf4

 

[cheesynooby]

Rxg2

 

[NotBamboo]

Rxg2

Qxb7
??

 

[cheesynooby]

oh whoops im not looking at the board

 

[NotBamboo]

oh whoops im not looking at the board

@cristal
free rooks on sale apparently

its alright ur still winning, just give us the bishop too and we good

 

[NotBamboo]

 

[Study to success]

nom nom i'm hungry

 

[cheesynooby]

Rxh2
hopefully there's an undefended pawn there

 

[NotBamboo]

Rxh2
hopefully there's an undefended pawn there

hopefully
bro theres no pawn there we moved it 2 moves ago to h4

ur move is Rh2 i guess
thats not even a bad move

 

[NotBamboo]

Rxh2
hopefully there's an undefended pawn there

e5

 

[cheesynooby]

e5

i just realised u blundered ur queen a few moves ago as i was setting up the board
Rxh4+

 

[NotBamboo]

i just realised u blundered ur queen a few moves ago as i was setting up the board
Rxh4+

My liege has requested the advancement of Ke3

 

[cheesynooby]

My liege has requested the advancement of Ke3

'my liege' means u r xingqiu and he is slightly insufferable
Anyway, my Seigneur (aka me) hath ordered the movement Bc4
my seigneur also would like to point out that Ke3 is not an advancement but, in fact, a retreat that signifies thy hopelessness in this skirmish.