chinese language thread (2 Viewers)

[Frigid]

Yeah, but I'm just not in the mood to be sexually assaulted

haha i'm sure it was provoked...

btw, the real cherryblossom:

 

[lengstar]

ouch, hot!

 

[mack]

Hmm, nicked that one from hotornot did we?

Reminds me of Tia Carrere.

 

[paper cup]

haha i'm sure it was provoked...

btw, the real cherryblossom:

shit wen you scared the crap out of me there lol...
no I think I offended some of the old chinese posters somewhere, sometime...

 

[Frigid]

there's no pics of hot asian girls in hotornot... i think i'm gonna resort to jap AV chicks (clothed of course), but then i give more respect to your dignity than to this lil joke

newais, i'm off to work today 12-7shift

 

[babydoll_]

try a 9-6 shift, fucker

 

[Frigid]

try a 9-6 shift, fucker

eh? no i mean that i hate going to work in general - just show me the money!

and yes, i know my shift's not really that bad... compared to asian groceries and newsagents, but fuckit, i'm lazzy.

 

[mack]

haha i'm sure it was provoked...

How do you provoke a sexual assault?

 

[paper cup]

How do you provoke a sexual assault?

like this!
*poke*

 

[withoutaface]

like this!
*poke*

Where are you poking him and what implement are you using?

 

[Frigid]

Where are you poking him and what implement are you using?

up the bum with a big long sharp stick

 

[mack]

like this!
*poke*

Wouldn't I have to do something to encourage you to assault me though?

 

[mack]

up the bum with a big long sharp stick

And that sounds rather unpleasant, much like a Cannibal Corpse song. Stay away from me Alicia!!

 

[paper cup]

Where are you poking him and what implement are you using?

I was bored and couldn't think of a retort.

 

[xiao1985]

sigh~~~ work is the only way to diminish the post exam boredom...

or else i'd go suicide... =(

 

[mack]

I was bored and couldn't think of a retort.

"Poke" could of been a euphemism you know....


And Xiao, I envy you. I have no job, no money, no car. I am trapped in a prison of boredom. A horribly insipid prison of boredom. Not even copious amounts of pr0n can save me.

 

[Frigid]

Not even copious amounts of pr0n can save me.

*patpat* there there - your daily dosage of asian idolness:


remember to clean up after yourself

 

[paper cup]

*patpat* there there - your daily dosage of asian idolness:


remember to clean up after yourself

who thinks the girl in my av is cute?

 

[Frigid]

who thinks the girl in my av is cute?

jasmine leung is cute... but she reminds me of a friend

she's got some nice songs

 

[xiao1985]

jasmine leung is cute... but she reminds me of a friend

she's got some nice songs

omg, that's fish???
i thought that's steph??? =p