Could u Be.......... (1 Viewer)

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i sang to my woman on her 21st birthday party in front of everyone.

im not the best singer, but not so bad that everyone runs away, i sang unchained melody and gave her a rose, then she started crying. and everoyne there was like "awwwww"

i got laid that night.

how to get laid 1011

1) sing to a girl on her b'day

 

[Benny_]

i sang to my woman on her 21st birthday party in front of everyone.

im not the best singer, but not so bad that everyone runs away, i sang unchained melody and gave her a rose, then she started crying. and everoyne there was like "awwwww"

i got laid that night.

Damn, you can't be that bad a singer if you can do an even remotely decent Unchained Melody.

 

[hiphophorray123]

id like to be rapped too like if i was a girl id like for my islander bf to rap to me these songs:

J Wess - I Luv Ya
Scribe - Dreaming
Scribe Feat P-Money - Stop The Music
2Pac - How Do You Want It [doggystyle kekekekkekeke i think thatz how black ppl do it its so cool]
2Pac - Dear Mama [awwww]
2PAc - Changes [the song dat got me into hip-hop kekek supre]
J-Kwon - Tipsy
Nelly - My Boo [awwwwwwww i love that word i think nelly made it up]

 

[hiphophorray123]

i got laid that night.

by a guy??????????????? kekekek

 

[Skeeta]

I had this old Italian guy serenade me on my 18th with a guitar in the middle of this packed restaurant.....

But singing, even when you cant sing a single note, is the most romantic thing to have done to you... its so... perfect and sweet (and will get you laid!)

ewww u sexed a wrinkly old italian guy!

 

[Korn]

....the most beautiful girl in the world?

what a dream to have that sung to me by someone i loved.


seriously guys, do NOT hesistate to sing to girls.


once i got sung "safe home" by anthrax at my 6 month anniversary (more than a year ago)........

pity its not a common thing.

Does it matter what we sing or just that we sing???

 

[Skeeta]

ok Argo.. singing a nice song to a nice girl at a nice time will get you laid...if youre a nice boy

better?

 

[waterbottle]

i got sung stand inside your love by the smashing pumpkins and it was the best thing EVER.

 

[Korn]

i sang to my woman on her 21st birthday party in front of everyone.

im not the best singer, but not so bad that everyone runs away, i sang unchained melody and gave her a rose, then she started crying. and everoyne there was like "awwwww"

i got laid that night.

So your 17 going out with a 21yr old???

 

[OS]

So your 17 going out with a 21yr old???

I thought it - you said it!

 

[Jago]

yeah, singing Let's talk about sex baby... might not have the desired effect.

Or this:

"Bravehearts - Sensations"

[Chorus 2x]
I get a sensation when you suck my dick
And you lick my balls
Gimme dat good pussy
I can knock down 'em all

[Verse 1]
Yo' it feels so good, shorty gobble'n & swallowin
Baby bob then weave, them lips I bust on top of dem
Yo ass so fat, you see ghetto booty bounce up and down
Like a porno movie, Girls Gone Wild
Swing it all around
Can I hit it like dis, like dat, I get way inside from da back
Stand up ma, bend over love
Let me control ya, I'll fold ya all up like a pretzel
I'll protect and caress you
Adorable, I won't neglect you or disrespect you

[Chorus 2x]
I get a sensation when you suck my dick
And you lick my balls
Gimme dat good pussy
I can knock down 'em all

[Verse 2]
Nigga she was addicted to what the dick did
Had her goin crazy fuckin wit them lips kid
Doin it, cum quick I might ruin it
So I gotta switch positions and get into it
And bitch you betta hold on for dat ride
Rowdy piper, yes my dick's inside I mean
My shit must of been made for this spot
Cause I couldn't think of a betta place (Why not?)
Cause the weed and liquor is gettin to me
In a flash, and dat ass is where it's suppose to be
Pussy take me to ecstasy so I know when I beat it I'm good
You stayin right next to me
And girl ya know that I'll do it all night
Fuck to the mornin' I get it right
BraveHearts, about to blow
G-W-I-Z I tell 'em ohh

[Chorus 2x]
I get a sensation when you suck my dick
And you lick my balls
Gimme dat good pussy
I can knock down 'em all

[Verse 3]
Yo' I rip it up right, yeaa iight
I make a hoe wanna turn into my housewife
The sex, the cash, I'm from the projects
I grew up fast
I had the old and the young hoodrats
Mixin hypnotic and the cognac
Bitches on my dick cause I bust my gats
Some (? can't spell it) it be like dat

So let me turn it a tad
I eat it up, beat it up when I'm in it
I think I fucked some (?) wit me
Blaze the haze, the sex is crazy
Fuck ya friend, she aint wit it, she hatin huh?
The brains is serious put me on
I'ma pimp or mack dats dealin till dawn
Jungle, Wiz straight out the Bridge
In the club, bitches see us and they lickin they lips

[Chorus 2x]
I get a sensation when you suck my dick
And you lick my balls
Gimme dat good pussy
I can knock down 'em all

 

[Korn]

yeah, singing Let's talk about sex baby... might not have the desired effect.

Or this:

"Bravehearts - Sensations"

[Chorus 2x]
I get a sensation when you suck my dick
And you lick my balls
Gimme dat good pussy
I can knock down 'em all

[Verse 1]
Yo' it feels so good, shorty gobble'n & swallowin
Baby bob then weave, them lips I bust on top of dem
Yo ass so fat, you see ghetto booty bounce up and down
Like a porno movie, Girls Gone Wild
Swing it all around
Can I hit it like dis, like dat, I get way inside from da back
Stand up ma, bend over love
Let me control ya, I'll fold ya all up like a pretzel
I'll protect and caress you
Adorable, I won't neglect you or disrespect you

[Chorus 2x]
I get a sensation when you suck my dick
And you lick my balls
Gimme dat good pussy
I can knock down 'em all

[Verse 2]
Nigga she was addicted to what the dick did
Had her goin crazy fuckin wit them lips kid
Doin it, cum quick I might ruin it
So I gotta switch positions and get into it
And bitch you betta hold on for dat ride
Rowdy piper, yes my dick's inside I mean
My shit must of been made for this spot
Cause I couldn't think of a betta place (Why not?)
Cause the weed and liquor is gettin to me
In a flash, and dat ass is where it's suppose to be
Pussy take me to ecstasy so I know when I beat it I'm good
You stayin right next to me
And girl ya know that I'll do it all night
Fuck to the mornin' I get it right
BraveHearts, about to blow
G-W-I-Z I tell 'em ohh

[Chorus 2x]
I get a sensation when you suck my dick
And you lick my balls
Gimme dat good pussy
I can knock down 'em all

[Verse 3]
Yo' I rip it up right, yeaa iight
I make a hoe wanna turn into my housewife
The sex, the cash, I'm from the projects
I grew up fast
I had the old and the young hoodrats
Mixin hypnotic and the cognac
Bitches on my dick cause I bust my gats
Some (? can't spell it) it be like dat

So let me turn it a tad
I eat it up, beat it up when I'm in it
I think I fucked some (?) wit me
Blaze the haze, the sex is crazy
Fuck ya friend, she aint wit it, she hatin huh?
The brains is serious put me on
I'ma pimp or mack dats dealin till dawn
Jungle, Wiz straight out the Bridge
In the club, bitches see us and they lickin they lips

[Chorus 2x]
I get a sensation when you suck my dick
And you lick my balls
Gimme dat good pussy
I can knock down 'em all

What about Payback Slayer OR Another Love Song by ICP OR I'm a little teapot

 

[hiphophorray123]

ok Argo.. singing a nice song to a nice girl at a nice time will get you laid...if youre a nice boy

better?

i sang to skeeta before, indirectly, i didn't get laid

 

[hiphophorray123]

yeah, singing Let's talk about sex baby... might not have the desired effect.

Or this:

"Bravehearts - Sensations"

[Chorus 2x]
I get a sensation when you suck my dick
And you lick my balls
Gimme dat good pussy
I can knock down 'em all

[Verse 1]
Yo' it feels so good, shorty gobble'n & swallowin
Baby bob then weave, them lips I bust on top of dem
Yo ass so fat, you see ghetto booty bounce up and down
Like a porno movie, Girls Gone Wild
Swing it all around
Can I hit it like dis, like dat, I get way inside from da back
Stand up ma, bend over love
Let me control ya, I'll fold ya all up like a pretzel
I'll protect and caress you
Adorable, I won't neglect you or disrespect you

[Chorus 2x]
I get a sensation when you suck my dick
And you lick my balls
Gimme dat good pussy
I can knock down 'em all

[Verse 2]
Nigga she was addicted to what the dick did
Had her goin crazy fuckin wit them lips kid
Doin it, cum quick I might ruin it
So I gotta switch positions and get into it
And bitch you betta hold on for dat ride
Rowdy piper, yes my dick's inside I mean
My shit must of been made for this spot
Cause I couldn't think of a betta place (Why not?)
Cause the weed and liquor is gettin to me
In a flash, and dat ass is where it's suppose to be
Pussy take me to ecstasy so I know when I beat it I'm good
You stayin right next to me
And girl ya know that I'll do it all night
Fuck to the mornin' I get it right
BraveHearts, about to blow
G-W-I-Z I tell 'em ohh

[Chorus 2x]
I get a sensation when you suck my dick
And you lick my balls
Gimme dat good pussy
I can knock down 'em all

[Verse 3]
Yo' I rip it up right, yeaa iight
I make a hoe wanna turn into my housewife
The sex, the cash, I'm from the projects
I grew up fast
I had the old and the young hoodrats
Mixin hypnotic and the cognac
Bitches on my dick cause I bust my gats
Some (? can't spell it) it be like dat

So let me turn it a tad
I eat it up, beat it up when I'm in it
I think I fucked some (?) wit me
Blaze the haze, the sex is crazy
Fuck ya friend, she aint wit it, she hatin huh?
The brains is serious put me on
I'ma pimp or mack dats dealin till dawn
Jungle, Wiz straight out the Bridge
In the club, bitches see us and they lickin they lips

[Chorus 2x]
I get a sensation when you suck my dick
And you lick my balls
Gimme dat good pussy
I can knock down 'em all

bravehearts are wack yo, bravehearted was trash ya'll

 

[OS]

yeah, singing Let's talk about sex baby... might not have the desired effect.

Or this:

"Bravehearts - Sensations"

[Chorus 2x]
I get a sensation when you suck my dick
And you lick my balls
Gimme dat good pussy
I can knock down 'em all

[Verse 1]
Yo' it feels so good, shorty gobble'n & swallowin
Baby bob then weave, them lips I bust on top of dem
Yo ass so fat, you see ghetto booty bounce up and down
Like a porno movie, Girls Gone Wild
Swing it all around
Can I hit it like dis, like dat, I get way inside from da back
Stand up ma, bend over love
Let me control ya, I'll fold ya all up like a pretzel
I'll protect and caress you
Adorable, I won't neglect you or disrespect you

[Chorus 2x]
I get a sensation when you suck my dick
And you lick my balls
Gimme dat good pussy
I can knock down 'em all

[Verse 2]
Nigga she was addicted to what the dick did
Had her goin crazy fuckin wit them lips kid
Doin it, cum quick I might ruin it
So I gotta switch positions and get into it
And bitch you betta hold on for dat ride
Rowdy piper, yes my dick's inside I mean
My shit must of been made for this spot
Cause I couldn't think of a betta place (Why not?)
Cause the weed and liquor is gettin to me
In a flash, and dat ass is where it's suppose to be
Pussy take me to ecstasy so I know when I beat it I'm good
You stayin right next to me
And girl ya know that I'll do it all night
Fuck to the mornin' I get it right
BraveHearts, about to blow
G-W-I-Z I tell 'em ohh

[Chorus 2x]
I get a sensation when you suck my dick
And you lick my balls
Gimme dat good pussy
I can knock down 'em all

[Verse 3]
Yo' I rip it up right, yeaa iight
I make a hoe wanna turn into my housewife
The sex, the cash, I'm from the projects
I grew up fast
I had the old and the young hoodrats
Mixin hypnotic and the cognac
Bitches on my dick cause I bust my gats
Some (? can't spell it) it be like dat

So let me turn it a tad
I eat it up, beat it up when I'm in it
I think I fucked some (?) wit me
Blaze the haze, the sex is crazy
Fuck ya friend, she aint wit it, she hatin huh?
The brains is serious put me on
I'ma pimp or mack dats dealin till dawn
Jungle, Wiz straight out the Bridge
In the club, bitches see us and they lickin they lips

[Chorus 2x]
I get a sensation when you suck my dick
And you lick my balls
Gimme dat good pussy
I can knock down 'em all

Yes, right............. I personally would be uninpressed by this..........

 

[OZGIRL86]

....the most beautiful girl in the world?

what a dream to have that sung to me by someone i loved.


seriously guys, do NOT hesistate to sing to girls.

.

I like that song too, its nice

 

[Purp|e]

i sang to skeeta before, indirectly, i didn't get laid

haha, i was going to ask ... i mean 99% ... wow, B to the L man.

you dont have to sing to me to get laid though

 

[schamoozlers]

boyfriends singing!

my boyfriend sang to me on my 17th birthday.. he sang 'everlong' by foo fighters twas the night we had the best love making session ever...... trust me boys choose the right song and it works...expecially if u can play guitar aswell.. wroks everytime..


'Hello, I've waited here for you, everlong
Tonight, I throw myself into and out of the red,
Out of her head she sang
Come down and waste away with me, down with me
Slow how, you wanted it to be,
I'm over my head, out of her head she sang
And I wonder when I sing along with you
If everything could ever feel this real forever
If anything could ever be this good again
The only thing I'll ever ask of you
You've got to promise not to stop when I say when
She sang
Breathe out, so I can breathe you in, hold you in (FAVOURITE LINE)
And now, I know you've always been out of your head,
Out of my head I sang
And I wonder when I sing along with you
If everything could ever feel this real forever
If anything could ever be this good again
The only thing I'll ever ask of you
You've got to promise not to stop when I say
When she sang
And I wonder if everything could ever feel this real forever
If anything could ever be this good again
The only thing I'll ever ask of you
You've got to promise not to stop when I say when '

 

[steph@nie]

I'd laugh at him. Hard.

Then maybe he'll get laid out of pity.

 

[Skeeta]

i sang to skeeta before, indirectly, i didn't get laid

you stooge its not like the songs you were singing were directed at me.. i wanted to hear ur "fabulous singing voice" so u recorded it and gave me a cd...

its not quite the same... unless the songs were directed at me?!
hehe