Dihydrogen Monoxide The Invisible Killer (1 Viewer)

[:: ck ::]

hahaha shutup >=\

it sounded like something deadly to me for some reason.. lol

 

[Xayma]

Thats the whole point of it ryan

 

[xiao1985]

lolz, same happened here... but yea, this one's funnie... ^^

 

[kimmeh]

you can tell by the title of the thread.. like come on, dihydrogen monoxide isnt that the technical naming for water anyway?

 

[Xayma]

Well more correctly its Hydrogen Hydroxide but doesnt this sound so much eviler

 

[kimmeh]

hydrogen hydroxide = HOH

 

[BlackJack]

We can start over, delete certain offending posts, and sticky. Many '04ers have yet to register.

 

[kimmeh]

but then the joke goes with the deleted posts! it shows you how slow other can be and then we can make fun of them

 

[Xayma]

Originally posted by kimmeh
but then the joke goes with the deleted posts! it shows you how slow other can be and then we can make fun of them

Thats really mean, but such is life.

Couldn't you just make a copy of the original post and sticky that, and let this thread die out eventually?

 

[kimmeh]

:rofl: theres nothing wrong with picking on people

well, i'm assuming the boards will be reset sometime soon, and i guess the mods can keep the important and stickied things

 

[abdooooo!!!]

stupid chem jokes... here is another one:

"a female student wished to make some potassium hydroxide solution (aqueous) and decided to throw a large lump of potassium into a bucket of water.

her professor observed what she was about to do, out of the corner of his eye and hurried towards her, and after confirming this was what she was intending to do, asked her first to stir the water in the bucket for five minutes before adding the potassium.

she was puzzled and ran after him to ask the purpose of this action.

'it will give me time to get away' said the professor."

 

[Xayma]

lol these are those stupid jokes that are funny none-the less.

 

[kimmeh]

i agree.. rather stupid joke... but mehh .. i guess that gets down and rules out the lowest form of chemistry students
now we can pick on them

 

[Xayma]

Hmm speaking about that I need to seperate sodium and chlorine electrolytically, two times the fun, chlorine and sodium... *hurries off and starts melting NaCl

 

[abdooooo!!!]

Originally posted by Xayma
Hmm speaking about that I need to seperate sodium and chlorine electrolytically, two times the fun, chlorine and sodium... *hurries off and starts melting NaCl

what about hydrogen gas? they smell good... better than chlorine. just remember cathode for explosion and anode for serious lung damage.

i've seen many videos of scientist exploding when they were performing electrolysis.

 

[Xayma]

Nah, you cant electrolytically seperate NaCl while it is in solution, you have to do it while its molten. And you do it from a distance. The problem is you have to have a large container for the Cl gas you dont want the container exploding and spreading a large amount of chlorine.

Speaking of that does anybody know how to obtain Cs.

 

[abdooooo!!!]

Originally posted by Xayma
Nah, you cant electrolytically seperate NaCl while it is in solution, you have to do it while its molten.

errr... thats a sad method... i prefer the concentrated aqueous version... unless sodium is your need. but who would want sodium anyways... we all know Cl2 and H2 worth billions more than the cheap Na. imagine the explosion you can achieve with H2... wow... perfect solution for exploding animals.

what the hell is Cs? carbon? hahaha... you can get them cheap by adding some sulfuric acid into sugar... beware of heat danger and SO2 produced.

 

[Xayma]

Cs is Cesium, while Sodium and Potassium are stored under oil, Cesium must be stored in glass...

Sodium is cool, it explodes in water if a large enough chunk is used and it spits out sodium bits when it explodes making it deadly...

I wonder what would happen if you microwaved sodium until it was a gas and then stuck chlorine in...

 

[abdooooo!!!]

microwave sodium? what are you? you wanna die... have you tried it?

Cesium joke:

Oh I wish I had a pound of cesium.
Oh I wish I had a pound of cesium.
I would take it in the shower,
And I'd glory in its power,
Oh I wish I had a pound of cesium.

 

[Xayma]

Originally posted by abdooooo!!!
microwave sodium? what are you? you wanna die... have you tried it?

God no, I need the sodium first, and an old cheap microwave... I would have to hook up a battery to it and a radio activated switch and take it out to crown land...

Originally posted by abdooooo!!!
Oh I wish I had a pound of cesium.
Oh I wish I had a pound of cesium.
I would take it in the shower,
And I'd glory in its power,
Oh I wish I had a pound of cesium.

ROFL