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Dihydrogen Monoxide The Invisible Killer (1 Viewer)
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you can tell by the title of the thread.. like come on, dihydrogen monoxide 
isnt that the technical naming for water anyway?
isnt that the technical naming for water anyway? kimmeh
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hydrogen hydroxide = HOH
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We can start over, delete certain offending posts, and sticky. Many '04ers have yet to register.
Many '04ers have yet to register.kimmeh
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but then the joke goes with the deleted posts! it shows you how slow other can be and then we can make fun of them
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Thats really mean, but such is life.Originally posted by kimmeh
but then the joke goes with the deleted posts! it shows you how slow other can be and then we can make fun of them
Couldn't you just make a copy of the original post and sticky that, and let this thread die out eventually?
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:rofl: theres nothing wrong with picking on people
well, i'm assuming the boards will be reset sometime soon, and i guess the mods can keep the important and stickied things
well, i'm assuming the boards will be reset sometime soon, and i guess the mods can keep the important and stickied things
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stupid chem jokes... here is another one:
"a female student wished to make some potassium hydroxide solution (aqueous) and decided to throw a large lump of potassium into a bucket of water.
her professor observed what she was about to do, out of the corner of his eye and hurried towards her, and after confirming this was what she was intending to do, asked her first to stir the water in the bucket for five minutes before adding the potassium.
she was puzzled and ran after him to ask the purpose of this action.
'it will give me time to get away' said the professor."
"a female student wished to make some potassium hydroxide solution (aqueous) and decided to throw a large lump of potassium into a bucket of water.
her professor observed what she was about to do, out of the corner of his eye and hurried towards her, and after confirming this was what she was intending to do, asked her first to stir the water in the bucket for five minutes before adding the potassium.
she was puzzled and ran after him to ask the purpose of this action.
'it will give me time to get away' said the professor."
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i agree.. rather stupid joke... but mehh .. i guess that gets down and rules out the lowest form of chemistry students
now we can pick on them
now we can pick on them
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what about hydrogen gas? they smell good... better than chlorine. just remember cathode for explosion and anode for serious lung damage.
i've seen many videos of scientist exploding when they were performing electrolysis.
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Nah, you cant electrolytically seperate NaCl while it is in solution, you have to do it while its molten. And you do it from a distance. The problem is you have to have a large container for the Cl gas you dont want the container exploding and spreading a large amount of chlorine.
Speaking of that does anybody know how to obtain Cs.
Speaking of that does anybody know how to obtain Cs.
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errr... thats a sad method... i prefer the concentrated aqueous version... unless sodium is your need. but who would want sodium anyways... we all know Cl2 and H2 worth billions more than the cheap Na. imagine the explosion you can achieve with H2... wow... perfect solution for exploding animals.
what the hell is Cs? carbon? hahaha... you can get them cheap by adding some sulfuric acid into sugar... beware of heat danger and SO2 produced.
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Cs is Cesium, while Sodium and Potassium are stored under oil, Cesium must be stored in glass...
Sodium is cool, it explodes in water if a large enough chunk is used and it spits out sodium bits when it explodes making it deadly...
I wonder what would happen if you microwaved sodium until it was a gas and then stuck chlorine in...
Sodium is cool, it explodes in water if a large enough chunk is used and it spits out sodium bits when it explodes making it deadly...
I wonder what would happen if you microwaved sodium until it was a gas and then stuck chlorine in...
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microwave sodium? what are you? you wanna die... have you tried it?
Cesium joke:
Oh I wish I had a pound of cesium.
Oh I wish I had a pound of cesium.
I would take it in the shower,
And I'd glory in its power,
Oh I wish I had a pound of cesium.
Cesium joke:
Oh I wish I had a pound of cesium.
Oh I wish I had a pound of cesium.
I would take it in the shower,
And I'd glory in its power,
Oh I wish I had a pound of cesium.
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God no, I need the sodium first, and an old cheap microwave... I would have to hook up a battery to it and a radio activated switch and take it out to crown land...
ROFLOriginally posted by abdooooo!!!
Oh I wish I had a pound of cesium.
Oh I wish I had a pound of cesium.
I would take it in the shower,
And I'd glory in its power,
Oh I wish I had a pound of cesium.