Does anyone write erotic stories? (1 Viewer)

[joujou_84]

jesus................stick with preaching.......

 

[Sweets]

This girl i know writes Harry Potter porn..its soo disturbing. She as ruined innocent little harry for me

 

[jumb]

Our tongues fought like dragons

BAHAHAHAHAH! Someones been playing too much dungeons and dragons. That's such a dodgy similie.

Anyway, kinda boring and too short. Whats the big deal, they had sex? Put in something dramatic, like she had cancer and wanted to screw every guy in sight before she died but then fell in love with you, which resulted in her only screwing you.

Damn, i should be a writer.

Kidding.

 

[nicko88]

they didn't have sex. the chick gave him a wristy...lol

how sinful of you jesus.

 

[Tenille]

If you write my full name into google apparently i do, i have a book and everything *cough*

 

[steph@nie]

yeah my mum.

 

[golfstick]

can you please type that up or something

 

[~*HSC 4 life*~]

"My whole body hurts," she said in a loud, desperate whisper.

"Let me make it feel better."

hhahaah this part just made me laugh
i rate that about 9.2 on the sleaz-o-meter

well done for effort though

a guy i used to know used to write all these erotic stories and email them to me except i never bothered to read them and then the next day he'd be like 'did you like my story: the virgin hunter' and i'd be like 'um..yeah it was great' hoping he wouldn't ask me questions about the plot which i knew nothing about :/

 

[thejosiekiller]

its impossible to write an erotic story without it sounding sleazy!!

thats the whole point

 

[steph@nie]

can you please type that up or something

Yeah I should and make me some money.

Only problem is.. I don't know where it starts.

 

[superbird]

www.myfirsttime.com for a laugh

 

[sugaryblue]

Oh D-E-A-R

 

[hiphophorray123]

Omg My Penis Itz Growingggggggggggg

 

[Benny_]

Without separating from my lips, she opened my fly and pulled out my very deserving organ to award it a powerful orgasm.

HAHAHAHAHAHA.. very deserving organ... that's damn gold. I applaud you for your efforts.

 

[Skittled]

"My whole body hurts," she said in a loud, desperate whisper.

"Let me make it feel better." Another sensuous gaze signified her grateful, loving agreement.

...Hate to say it, but it's obvious you get inspiration from porn movies.

It's important to make it a little... realistic, in my opinion, if you want to make it appealing: there are huge forums of "horny geek-boys" (excuse the quote! ) who write stuff based on their porn collection...

Generally proper erotica is aimed at women, hence the

...mills and boon "he looked lovingly into her eyes as they shone in the firelight making her seem more beautiful that ever"

. I read somewhere once that romance stories (Which seem to always have a certain element of erotica) are like womens' porn (on the assumption most women don't get off on porn): it gets you out of reality and imagining yourself in another scene.

Have you bought any erotica and read it? Try Quiver (Toshba Learner) for some female-oriented stuff, or the My Secret Garden series (compiled by Nancy Friday; VERY female-oriented stuff, from the middle of the feminism period, but interesting nonetheless), or anything like that.

That said, there's a lot of bad erotica out there, for sale. Don't know if you're looking to write professionally, but just be careful what you use as a guide...

 

[alby]

Omg My Penis Itz Growingggggggggggg

lovely way to bump an oldie

Fish twaddle...

was wondering when you'd post something in here

I wrote this for a girl friend, it's not sleazy

note the carefully inserted space lol
and you've given it to many a "girl friend" havent you

 

[alby]

you're the one stalking me!!!

yeah, this' a good chuppa chup! you want a lick?

 

[alby]

lol dont feel like being too dirty today ey, mr. cheeky monkey

told ya you're immature! only kids call stds girl germs (and no, i dont have any! i'd sure as hell hope not anyway!)

 

[Arvin Sloane]

I do.

It was moon light. The blood spattered off the chain saw. Arvin smiled before poking the blonde with big b00bz. He then went "Oh nos! I luvs u!" He then stole her megahurtz.

The end.

Do you like?

 

[Slidey]

Tell me more about the moon light part.