Does height matter? (1 Viewer)

[berry580]

no idea. Some people are just naturally short. You learn to deal with it.

Well I've started already. If I can grow upwards, I'll grow sidewards! ROFLMAO
As in not getting fat and gaining weight by eating maccas and not do exercise, but the exactly opposite and build up muscles!!
By the time I finish my HSC, I should hv 'enough' muscles to impress someone (I hope)

 

[mistermouse]

hows about you try impressing them with your personality and kindness? it tends to work alot better.

 

[AsyLum]

i impress girls by my gynormous penis

 

[mistermouse]

that, too, can work

but then what if you're azn? (that was mostly a joke)


nah, i reckon niceness is prob a goer

 

[AsyLum]

im asian

my mummy says i have a big penis!

 

[mistermouse]

*throws up*

oh, before i get accused of racism, go look at all the studies they do
and also most of my mates are asian
and also my girlfriend is chinese
and also it was A JOKE..

 

[AsyLum]

hahaha, dont worry dude, i think every asian out there knows they have smaller penii! but since we're in proportion its ok, imagine a 170cm asian with a wang down to his knee!!

 

[mistermouse]

bahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

 

[AsyLum]

see the practicality of a 7 inch penis is lost then

 

[mistermouse]

lol hehe umm...only 7? *shakes head*

 

[AsyLum]

rofl, i am but a modest man, 12 inches would just take all the blood from my brain !

 

[mistermouse]

ehehehehe
can u believe like 14 inches? first of all OUCH 2ndly - wheres all the blood come from? :s

 

[AsyLum]

you're a 14 inch man!

no wonder your woman loves ya *jkz*

 

[mistermouse]

you're a 14 inch man!

no wonder your woman loves ya *jkz*

bahaha rofl no
as in, the world record is 14"
n wouldnt that be..a little..unwieldly?
no, im an undisclosed amount between 7 and 14
hehe

 

[AsyLum]

i was about to say thats one hell of a monster

and im sure your gf would have a few gals off bos to contend with after that

 

[berry580]

bahaha rofl no
as in, the world record is 14"
n wouldnt that be..a little..unwieldly?
no, im an undisclosed amount between 7 and 14
hehe

14"?!!
That's a f---ing school ruler.

hows about you try impressing them with your personality and kindness? it tends to work alot better.

What? You mean treating girl like how mistermouse treats me (e.g flaming me, and being a pain in the @$$) is the way to get girls?

 

[AsyLum]

rofl in short yes
they seem to like being abused

 

[Tommy_Lamp]

apparently Rasputin was 19" and John Dillinger was 23"

though I doubt it

 

[truly-in-bliss]

asylum and mister mouse can we please talk abt height not size please

 

[Tommy_Lamp]

i think everything about height has been said