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[iambored]

http://www.rinkworks.com/bookaminute/classics.shtml

 

[kimmeh]

its best if we do anyway..

 

[glycerine]

hahahahahaa!!!

Prospero
Ariel, help me strand my enemies on my magic island.
(Prospero and Ariel use their magic to trap his enemies and exact revenge.)

Prospero
That's enough. Enemies, I forgive you all, and one of you can marry my daughter. I'm going home.




THE END

 

[Misturi]

Even better!!!

HAHAHAHAHHAAHAH
This ones on Othello

Iago
Your wife's cheating on you.
Othello
She is? (kills wife) Damn, she wasn't really.

 

[glycerine]

my favourite is the jane austen one.

THE COLLECTED WORKS OF JANE AUSTEN:

Female Lead:
I secretly love Male Lead. He must never know.

Male Lead:
I secretly love Female Lead. She must never know.

(They find out.)



THE END

 

[Misturi]

Thats good...l wonder if there is a site out there that simplifies books (properly) but in more detail than that site...it would be an excellent resource..

 

[eling]

(People are MEAN to Jane Eyre.)


Edward Rochester
I have a dark secret. Will you stay with me no matter what?
Jane Eyre
Yes.
Edward Rochester
My secret is that I have a lunatic wife.
Jane Eyre
Bye.
(Jane Eyre leaves. Somebody dies. Jane Eyre returns)
LOL they are all parodies of classics

Jane Eyre was much more than that. REaD it pplZ

 

[~dEjA vOuX~]

I love the Catcher in the Rye one


Holden Caulfield
Angst angst angst swear curse swear crazy crazy angst swear curse, society sucks, and I'm a stupid jerk.




THE END

 

[cro_angel]

Animal Farm
By George Orwell

Some pigs lead a revolt against people, act like jerks, and play poker.

lmao!!!


and this one

Huckleberry Finn
(Goes rafting. Goes home.)


THE END

 

[eviltama]

www.sparknotes.com

*life saver!* (even at uni ^_^)

 

[Toodulu]

ahahah catch-22

Colonel Cathcart
I want a promotion, so I screw over all my men.
Yossarian
I want to get out of here, so I walk around naked and pretend to be sick.
Colonel Cathcart
Fine. Praise us, and we'll let you go home.
Yossarian
No. I'll desert instead, because I've learned that war is crazy, and it's bad too, because it makes people do really weird things and die. Also, high ranking military officers are evil incarnate.

Easily Deluded Reader
Look at all the subtext. This must be one of the greatest anti-war pieces of our time.



THE END

 

[Gregor Samsa]

Death Of A Salesman is good.

Willy Loman
Everytime something bad happens, I go back in time to happier occasions.
Biff Loman
I'm a bum.
Willy Loman
Here I go again.
(Willy Loman goes back in time. Then he runs out of times to go back to, so he dies.)

THE END

 

[skypryn]

yeha all of them are gr8! read rime of the ancient mariner if your studying it...funny and also wrong - they obviously havent read the poem!

 

[braindrainedAsh]

They are soooooo funny I luv this site!

Go to the Science Fiction site, the Harry Potter one is so funny

http://www.rinkworks.com/bookaminute/sff.shtml

 

[braindrainedAsh]

Also, bedtime stories

http://www.rinkworks.com/bookaminute/bedtime.shtml

And movie in a minute

http://www.rinkworks.com/movieaminute/

Very funny

 

[Aussiechick]

this is funny! here's the Dune one:

Frank Herbert
I'm lots smarter than you are. I challenge you to understand even one of my paragraphs!
Reader
Gee, Frank Herbert is smart. I can't even find the plot.




THE END

anyone who's tried to read this will understand how true this is lol