dumping lines (1 Viewer)

[ha$$]

yeh

 

[Testpilot]

I may have once used the line "You should have seen this coming, there were only two ways this was going to end and you're not marriage material"

That's awesome. I'll borrow that one day.

 

[white lady]

lolz.
one of my friends used "my phone died, so i guess it's over."
sounds lame eh?

 

[Pace_T]

"im gay"
it didnt work but needless to say, i still broke up with her at the time

 

[munchybuddy]

once this chick told me her boyfriend dumped her cos "he loved her to much"

Oh thats terrible!!!

 

[Malazn Pleasure]

I was once told:

girl: "I want to break up?"

and i said "nope, I don't think so"

so we didn't break up

 

[angel313]

lol! i love the line its not u its me to which i reply my god your right it is u then you say everything that is wrong wit them its cruel but great revenge for using a lame dumping excuse

 

[Gilbert1]

I was once told:

girl: "I want to break up?"

and i said "nope, I don't think so"

so we didn't break up

Yeah see I don't get how that works. Why would you still want to go out with her and why wouldn't she just ignore you?

 

[DeathB4Life]

Yeah see I don't get how that works. Why would you still want to go out with her and why wouldn't she just ignore you?

nonconsensual estalking ftw!

 

[mzduxx2006]

me: "Are you dumping me?"
him: "yep"

hrmmm

Yes well ive been dumped and have done the dumping and either way its not a good experience. Once i used the line "its not yu its me" and really it was cause well it wouldnt have worked anyways. I also used the one "i just want to be friends" but after seeing him with another girl i wanted to bhe more than friends. Probly the best dumping line i have used is "I really dont like you, you repulse me. please get the fuk out of my car and lets never speak again"....he laughed thinking i was joking

 

[goosiegoo]

Oh, what about 'the chemistry just isn't right'.

 

[carreau]

Oh, what about 'the chemistry just isn't right'.

2H2O + 12COH ------> Dumped

 

[carreau]

2H2O + 12COH ------> Dumped

FAIL!!

Oh wait.. Shi

 

[Casmira]

i see you as a friend!

 

[homestarrunner]

'It's not me. It's you.'

'The first time we made love, i thought: What the fuck is that??'

Once a guy used:
him: i just can't take all this lying and cheating on each other
me: But i never cheated!
him: yeah, thats why this is so hard.

Fucker took it right out of eurotrip!

 

[Gilbert1]

"I've been thinking about the future and I don't really see you in it"

 

[Skeeta]

This was always going to be a make it or break it situation, and i dont think it will work in the future. I still love you but theres no point in going out for another six months and hating each other at the end of it. I dont feel as strongly about you as i used to, and i dont want to drag you through the ringer. You deserve better than this etc etc etc etc. If we end it well.. hopefully I'll pull my act together and give you what you deserve for the future. etc etc

/heartbreak.

 

[greMlin72]

haha, the best one, his mum fed it straight into his mouth (2 years of dating as well and ruled by his mother. so sad.): 'we're just two very different people...' Fuck yer asshole! how observant.

 

[Timbo650]

you don't get on with my friends

People underestimate how often this is, you know, the truth. And how important it is....

 

[201055]

She: "Thanks for the ride. My stop's here though. Call me."
He: "I don't have your number---"