Eddie Murphy - 'Delerious' and 'raw' appreciation thread (1 Viewer)

[hiphophorray123]

timeless classics, I'm sure they've been talked about a million times, seen them approximately 20 times, (watching idelerious right now) and they still crack me up.
That part on delerious when he is taking the shit out of the arabic language still makes me laugh until im in tears or choking.

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[bloodysunday]

i particularly like it when he is impersonating his father... "lillian! the b*tch is falling down the steps again!"

 

[Richiee]

One of my favourite bits from delirious was the the kids and ice-cream.

*you cant have any ice-cream, because your fathers on the welfare*

 

[bloodysunday]

haha yeah, and the fart game

"dun dun dun dun dun du-nehhh, and gi joe go swimmin underwater, dndndndn- blooloolooloop!- arhhhhhh"

 

[~Perfection]

hahaha

love it.. one of the funniest stand-ups to date

 

[bloodysunday]

you can smell it! you can smell it!

 

[wanton-wonton]

I saw RAW, that was the first one was it? I haven't watched Delirius yet, or was it the other way around. Anyway, one of 'em is some funny shit. Clint Eastwood gag was hilarious. Same with the faggots one.

 

[Soma]

I dont like Raw so much.

 

[hiphophorray123]

nah delerious was first, watch delerious it's 100000 times fuinnier than raw, raw gets a bit too boring but the 'fagets on the police cars' joke was hilarious.

'[insert snorting sound] that shit means something to them' (talking about arabics) lmao

i also like the part where he says 'fuck im sweating' and then some woman screams some shit out and another audience members screams 'SHUTUP BITCH' and eddie murphy cracks up

and the part where his talking about how black people nowadays think they can fuck anyone up and their like 'fuck i wish i was a slave i woulda fucked somebody up they'd be like ayo nigga bail this cotton and i be like suck my dick master' lol

 

[bloodysunday]

"this little white guy goes 'is this your bag?' 'YEAH IT'S MAH F*CKIN BAG!! WHY MOTHA F*CKER? A BLACK MAN CAIN'T HAVE A SUITCASE??' And this dudes going 'what the f*ck's wrong with this guy?'

 

[noel_gallagher]

awesome stuff.

 

[babydoll_]

they still make me laugh... good ol eddie murphy... why'd he have to become such a family entertainer for

 

[hiphophorray123]

and then he said gooly goo goo

 

[golfstick]

rule number one: no faggots are allowed to look at my ass

i like to go to shopping centres and watch mothers beat the shit out of their children (from raw)

 

[wanton-wonton]

Once again, I'd like to reaffirm my love for the Clint Eastwood gag. :d

 

[hiphophorray123]

'jesse u can win u can win coz u bigger than motherfucking harold washington...fuck harold washington...fuck that shit run for president, and jesse be goin 'yeah..yeah fuck dat shit' lol

 

[golfstick]

some of the stuff about chinese people is amusing

as is his white-guy voice

I do like the start of Raw a lot where he mentions how he got in trouble for paying out faggots in Delirious, before he then does the same thing again.

 

[bloodysunday]

i liked the ricky ricardo stuff as well lol

"and that laugh he does... 'aaah aaah aah aaah... aaaaaaah... it's just so rediculous! hey fred! how would you like to f*ck me up the ass!!"

 

[blackfriday]

when talking about 18 year olds not being able to guide their dicks: 'ahh, you got a shoe-horn there?' classic stuff, and the faggots on the police car making siren noises. man i cacked myself so hard. legendary stuff, only matched by chris rock.

 

[golfstick]

(foreigners accent)

I know you eddiee... you're the fuck you man! hey eddie! suck my dick