Eddie Murphy - 'Delerious' and 'raw' appreciation thread (1 Viewer)

[bubz :D]

sorry about revival, but i watched it for the first time in years the other night...

i'd forgotten how damn good his MJ impersonation was... and the thing with his mum and her shoe, and the boomerang... and the part hiphop mentioned where some girl yells out "take it off!!" and a random guy screams back "shut up bitch!"

ahahaha the classics... oh, the day before daddy day care etc...

 

[cappen]

"what does it mean if fire shoot out ur dick"

 

[= Jennifer =]

" i got my icecream"

 

[Katie123]

" i got my icecream"

moooooooooom, i waant soooommmme mooonneeeeeeeeeeeeeeeyyyyy!

 

[Led-Zep]

hey i have one question, does anyone know y Delirious hasnt been released here on DVD, Raw has y not delirious.?..

 

[Atticus.]

Eddie Murphy: Raw + Delirious

ok this is literally the best stand up comedy i have ever seen...
who has seen either of these two pieces of comedic genius and what did you think of it?
favourite line? bit? sketch? immitation?

 

[SashatheMan]

rule number one: no faggots are allowed to look at my ass

i like to go to shopping centres and watch mothers beat the shit out of their children (from raw)

it would help if he didnt wear the tight leather pants

 

[Tinkers]

and then he said gooly goo goo

*goonie goo goo.

'gus, gus. you're wife's a bigfoot gus.'

'Eddie, come over here and give your Aunt Bunnie a kiss'
'I dont want to...'
'What do you mean you dont want to? why?'
'Cos she got a moustache!!!'

'Women always talking about how they gonna kick you in the nuts. Y'all dont realise how sensitive nuts are, you just got to graze nuts...and that shit hurts'

'i mean, if you were starving in the desert, and someone tossed you some crackers. youd be like 'god damn thats some nice crackers. mmm, yeah...' but after 3 months of eating the same crackers every day you going to wake up one morning and go 'hey...i just got some regular crackers...'

 

[koukla]

my fav has to be ice cream and mcdonalds ... "dat dont look like mcdonalds :S"