Ever had sex on the beach? (1 Viewer)

[boasboy]

dolphins are very sleek and wet and smooth.

 

[braad]

yehh...firm *cringes*

 

[MuffinMan]

hahhahahhaha

 

[ihavenothing]

Speaking about sex in public places, me and my bf did it in a waterfall in the blue mtns after skinny dipping...

 

[*ashlea*]

she prob was too busy to notice them prob wasnt even dolphins anyways

omg! there were dolphins!!! i swear! we watched them afterwards, they hung around 4 a fair while.. probably going "haha! suckers! they're stuck in the rain! and those ppl over there on the beach can probably see em having sex!"

Speaking about sex in public places, me and my bf did it in a waterfall in the blue mtns after skinny dipping...

oh, that sounds heaps nice.. waterfalls rock!

 

[braad]

omg! there were dolphins!!! i swear! we watched them afterwards, they hung around 4 a fair while.. probably going "haha! suckers! they're stuck in the rain! and those ppl over there on the beach can probably see em having sex!"

i swear i wasnt looking!

 

[*ashlea*]

lol! yeah i bet u were watching those dolphins eh?

 

[braad]

which one? they were just so....energetic n graceful sumthing i neva thought i'd say

 

[*ashlea*]

yeah, now u sound a little too feminine, and i was starting to think maybe u actually were burly.. awww, looks like you're not then..

 

[braad]

lol...fine then...b like that theres a first time 4 ssaying everything, n that was the first

i think i shall go round up sum cattle or sumthing 2 get ova my disappointment

 

[boasboy]

braad : "I am a man"

and his face grew crafty..

 

[*ashlea*]

lol! just kidding, but feel free 2 cum round up my cattle 4 me-saves me having to do it!

braad : "I am a man"

and his face grew crafty..

lol! is braad smart enough to be crafty?

 

[braad]

lol! is braad smart enough to be crafty?

oiya! watch ur mouth darlin....

lol, course i am....crafty....i carve objects out of wood, n bend steel into lovely shapes...


btw...i'll round ur cattle one day, jus not 2day

 

[*ashlea*]

lol, u know im only kidding.. but i might hold u 2 the cattle part.. one day when i have cattle..
k darlin?

 

[braad]

ok....i shall, but u already know that

 

[*ashlea*]

lol..
hmm, boy r we skrewing up all these threads! lol, talk about "in" jokes.. everyone's gonna be like wtf? how is that relevent? lol.. there should be an "in" joke thread i reckon..

 

[braad]

yehhh, well, lol...2 bad 4 them having a life

they could be on here njoying all the "in-jofe" fun....

ohwells, if there was an in-joke thread, we'd get lost n neva be in...



dusnt matta now!

sorry darl, but ur the last one left who can destroy the thread god bless

im goin, bye y'all

P.s. im burly jkn im actually brad

 

[jumb]

Quit double posting, fags, it's annoying and confusing.

 

[minushuman]

Hmm, i see that this thread stayed on track
Whats with chicks and sex on the beach? Do they not comprehend the sand or what?

Driving somewhere with a car full of chicks and i hear (very randomly i might add)
chick a "Oh my god, how good would it be to have sex at the beach?"
chick b "Yeah, like at night or something where you can see the waves"
chick c "(insert shuddering orgasmic sound here) oooh, and with strawberry's and like a little picnic"

"STRAWBERRY?? WAVES??? ALL THERE IS IS FUCKING SAND AT THE BEACH!!! BEACH = SAND, CONVERSLY SAND = BEACH!!! JESUS CHRIST!!!"
then i noticed i was swerving into oncoming traffic...

Hell, it wouldn't bother me to have sex on the beach, we get to wear a condom But I just don't think females understand how uncomfortable it woudl be for them. People need to be edjucated on the dangers of sex on the beach. Imagine having fish and chips on the beach, and sand getting everywhere, it would be just like that instead the sand would be in your crotch!!!

 

[boasboy]

it would be like having hard gigantic sperm in there..

or just sand. dirtyyy XD