Fav. Teacher sayings? (1 Viewer)

[Emma-Jayde]

Maths teachers always have the best! "Exam hint number 6742: If you haven't seen it before you really have"
lol. It really does make sense in a roundabout sort of way

 

[Dreamerish*~]

My previous math teacher loves to say "the answer is screaming from far away"

rofl.

my math teacher was mad. he used to draw camels riding a skateboard down the slope of a parabola. the camel's name was marmul, and awhile later we made the camel a girlfriend called marmula.

 

[chamelia]

My maths teacher has an habit of begginging her sentences with 'A wise person would' then goes on to tell us how a wise person would highlight there questions, use a sharp lead pencil on graphs...etc

Then there was my modern history teachers explanation of comparing evolution and revolution...
"Evolution is like a rapid slowness"

and my english teacher loves to remind us..
"context is the stuff round things'

 

[-Swifty-]

my economics teacher always says whooska..haha

 

[Black Seed]

My maths teacher always say: "Am I speaking Swahili?"

 

[fakingtheday]

My study of engines teach says "well i've lost my job again" everytime he insults someone. So twice a lesson.

 

[soha]

my ex geography teacher when ever some little bimbo was talking
he would jump on the desks and talk like a fag
hed say
"oh look at me listen to me..im the centre of attention..im so good..etcetc"
it was soo fucking halarious
i never completely understood his intentions

 

[fakingtheday]

Haha that's classic, i might try that one myself.

 

[stella8h8chang]

On music tour...
Tour director: Dear, dear, dear.........
Choir teacher: Look to the shining light! (with reference to tour director)
Strings teacher: Hello, beautiful girls!

crazy maths teacher:
* Clever chooks!
* OK. OK. OK.
* I fart in your general direction.
* If you are retardadus like me...
(NB: I have a collection of her quotes which I've been writing down)

crazy Latin teacher:
* for your delight and delectation...
* ...(If I do something)...you will all think I am completely mad, which of course I am
* I am going to bake you some 100% fat........free cookies

 

[still waiting]

our geography teacher is a classic for things like this:
"laughter is not permitted in this classroom thanks girls.... (5minutes later) i find that laughter helps it energises..."
"i dont think you girls get enough fun on the weekends feel free to get a ball, bounce it"

 

[goan_crazy]

"hook em up for the formal now"

 

[bron_the_ambo]

My music teacher talks all proper... she's been directing musicals etc for like 100 years... so yeah. She talks really pretty and then at the end of every sentence she shows how much of a red neck she is with 'righto?'
Ahahahaha... It's so funny...Righto?

 

[rockhead]

"i am waiting waiting for quite"
music teacher/year adviser...... year 7

 

[rockhead]

0h and in the newsletter a few weeks ago the principal wrote in in the principals report.... and this month we will be celebrating 50 years of pubic education.....

 

[xeuyrawp]

My fill-in Japanese teacher used to say, when we were not sure, "Comeon, have a blow".

Also, he bribed us by teaching us swear words when we did our homework.

 

[rusty_rouge]

when we get too loud, our bio teacher grabs the metre ruler, and slams it down on the desk

scares the crap out of everyone for about 5 seconds, then we resume talking...

 

[Zoltan]

Heh my biol teacher does that... but we used to have this substitute teacher, I think she taught japanese normally, and she'd come round to your table when you were talking and just stand there for ages with this really angry look on her face, then after a while she'd walk off.

 

[rusty_rouge]

Heh my biol teacher does that... but we used to have this substitute teacher, I think she taught japanese normally, and she'd come round to your table when you were talking and just stand there for ages with this really angry look on her face, then after a while she'd walk off.

Lol - was it effective? Coz ours just made us bitch about the teacher, lol.

 

[sarahn]

roll call teacher, every morning since year 8 , when he arrives at the classroom: "come on all you beautiful people"

 

[nitro.vo]

My economics teacher makes up some funny questions.

on a sheet today , the question was

"Do you really think there are any social benefits of income inequality or was Tim Dixon trying to fabricate some to fill up a page in his book?"