first girl-girl relationship (1 Viewer)

[zozman]

Just be really needy and clingy, that gets women off.

EDIT: And post a blog, with pictures.

awwwwwwwwwwwwwwahahahahhaha..snap...

 

[stazi]

There is a pot of gold at the very middle a 4-way crossroads.

At the top of the crossroads is the Easter Bunny
On the right is a bull-dyke hairy lezo
On the left is Santa Clause
On the bottom is a cute, fun-loving skinny lesbian in a miniskirt.

Who gets to the pot of gold first?

Spoiler

the bull-dyke hairy lezo, as the others are fictional characters

 

[Captain Gh3y]

Have fun in hell ..

In my long held experience there are two types of lesbians

1. Hot ones who pretend to like girls for attention

2. Ugly ones who are genuine

I wonder which one you are?

She's a

3. Ugly one pretending to be a hot one who pretends to like girls for attention

 

[stazi]

lol. ive heard that before. reminds me of anal rape.

it's from Chasing Amy

 

[Badgersprite]

Have fun in hell ..

In my long held experience there are two types of lesbians

1. Hot ones who pretend to like girls for attention

2. Ugly ones who are genuine

I wonder which one you are?

In my experience, there are two kinds of morons:

1. People who generalise and pretend to know everything.

2. People who think that insulting people over the internet makes them cool.

You're entitled to your opinions, but you don't have to be a jerk about them. I mean, I don't see why you have to resort to stereotypes and immaturity in regards to people you don't even know. Poor guy. You must be lonely, sitting at your computer, trying to impress people with your very limited wit.

I feel sorry for you. I really do.

Evolution was just something that happened to other primates, wasn't it? It completely missed your genes, you poor little monkey.

Here; I'll walk you back to the zoo. Hold my hand now. That's a good boy. Stop flinging faeces, please; it just draws attention to your genetic redundancy.

 

[jumb]

In my experience, there are two kinds of morons:

1. People who generalise and pretend to know everything.

Generlisation comes around from observation. And if the shoe fits...

 

[Lizakith]

In my experience, there are two kinds of morons:

1. People who generalise and pretend to know everything.

2. People who think that insulting people over the internet makes them cool.

lul irony.

i hope that was on purpose...

 

[sammygirl]

dudes and ladies commenting, would it help you to know that:
1. im average
2. she's gorgeous and sexy as!
3. we ARE for real, not doing it for attention
4. neither of us is a hairy dyke biker

 

[Redgoddess]

I resent all the generalisations here. I'm gay and I'm not a hairy dyke biker. I can get men with ease, but I'm not attracted to them. I don't do it for attention either. I'd like everyone who says that to think about how much more effort your life is when you're gay - it's far more difficult to meet people of the right orientatin, let alone meet people that you're attracted to and get along with as well, and that's not even bringing into account all the discrimination and crap that goes along with it. Anyone who pretended to be gay would have to be, in my opinion, insane.

To the threadstarter - good luck with everything! Don't worry about what you're doing it's pretty easy to see what she likes and what she doesn't. A tip my ex gave me - when they start to flush n turn slightly red just above the breasts you're doing something right lol (I haven't tested it myself). Also whatever she does to you is likely to be what she wants you to do to her (unless you've specifically requested it or something). Don't be afraid to talk about what each other wants and likes, it's worth it and it shows how much you trust each other, cos that's often hard to talk about.

Good luck

 

[stazi]

I resent all the generalisations here. I'm gay and I'm not a hairy dyke biker. I can get men with ease, but I'm not attracted to them. I don't do it for attention either. I'd like everyone who says that to think about how much more effort your life is when you're gay - it's far more difficult to meet people of the right orientatin, let alone meet people that you're attracted to and get along with as well, and that's not even bringing into account all the discrimination and crap that goes along with it. Anyone who pretended to be gay would have to be, in my opinion, insane.

To the threadstarter - good luck with everything! Don't worry about what you're doing it's pretty easy to see what she likes and what she doesn't. A tip my ex gave me - when they start to flush n turn slightly red just above the breasts you're doing something right lol (I haven't tested it myself). Also whatever she does to you is likely to be what she wants you to do to her (unless you've specifically requested it or something). Don't be afraid to talk about what each other wants and likes, it's worth it and it shows how much you trust each other, cos that's often hard to talk about.

Good luck

post pics to prove it

 

[ogmzergrush]

I'm a hairy lesbian, and I fully endorse your stereotypes, carry on

 

[AsyLum]

post pics to prove it

Pics are so 56k

Videos on youtube kthx!

 

[ogmzergrush]

Not all lesbians are hairy dykes/fakes/messed up.
My "girls" folder on my comp is bigger than my boyfriends! (bisexual)
And considering I have a boyfriend, it must be pretty obvious i'm attractive enough to get a guy (ie. not turning to other gross girls who can't get any either)

And AS IF any of you care if those "lesbians" you watch on your own at night actually prefer girls or not!

Yeah, because lord knows there is not one single guy ANYWHERE in the whole world who would ever even consider getting it on with an ugly girl. That's why ugly people never, ever, ever, ever have sex.

PS: Not actually arguing with you or anything, don't really care about the rest of your post. Just thought I'd jump in and highlight that excellent, excellent point you made there.

 

[stazi]

dudes and ladies commenting, would it help you to know that:
1. im average
2. she's gorgeous and sexy as!
3. we ARE for real, not doing it for attention
4. neither of us is a hairy dyke biker

neither of you is a hairy dyke biker YET

 

[stazi]

lol @ sammygirl.

Future Plans:
TAFE

Furthermore, about the you being average and her being gorgeous comment, does anyone in a relationship not describe themselves as average and their partner as amazingly good looking?

 

[stazi]

if the hill is so broken, why don't they fix it?

 

[jb_nc]

some top girl on girl lezza action

 

[Riet]

At the USYD party there was a lezzo chick who was absolutely stunning. I was like "what a shame."

 

[jb_nc]

My "girls" folder on my comp is bigger than my boyfriends! (bisexual)

attention whore found

 

[sammygirl]

ok. 1. neither of us is or ever will be a hairy dyke biker.
2. she has many many lesbian friends who think im pretty hot
3. she IS gorgeous AS, and i stole her from her bf
4. and wtf is wrong with tafe?!