jarro_2783
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I have a good one.
The integral of 1/cabin dcabin = log (cabin) + C = house boat.
The integral of 1/cabin dcabin = log (cabin) + C = house boat.
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This was unthinkingly said by my teacher today...
"Let's substitute a bit so we can all have secs everywhere"
"Let's substitute a bit so we can all have secs everywhere"
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Only after we burst out laughing and made him rethink what he'd just said.oskarthestudent
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Stan.. said:
It is soooo bad. You could see it coming a mile away too. Just shows that you can either take your maths seriously, or have a life, you CANT do both.
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rofl~~ this topic should be bumped =]shannonm said:
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If not framed...
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Emma-Jayde said:
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What do you get when you cross an elephant and a monkey?
A vector with magnitude Elephant Monkey sin theta and perpendicular to both of them
What do you get when you cross an elephant and a mountain climber?
Don't be silly, you can't cross a vector and a scalar
Also, see my sig.
A vector with magnitude Elephant Monkey sin theta and perpendicular to both of them
What do you get when you cross an elephant and a mountain climber?
Don't be silly, you can't cross a vector and a scalar
Also, see my sig.
nit
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lol sadness
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It hurts inside
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omg like, why was 10 sad?
because 7 8 9, and 10 was next
lmaoade!
because 7 8 9, and 10 was next
lmaoade!
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Lol
Any of you who are familiar with Albinoblacksheep, you may have seen this. For everyone else, enjoy, they are maths/science related:
http://www.albinoblacksheep.com/flash/einsteinjokes/ (watch them all, cept no 4 is crap.)
Another one I saw in a year 10 textbook I think it was:
What did the mathematician's planted seed say once it grew up:
"Gee-oim-a-tree" (Start of a geometry chapter)
Sad but...
Any of you who are familiar with Albinoblacksheep, you may have seen this. For everyone else, enjoy, they are maths/science related:
http://www.albinoblacksheep.com/flash/einsteinjokes/ (watch them all, cept no 4 is crap.)
Another one I saw in a year 10 textbook I think it was:
What did the mathematician's planted seed say once it grew up:
"Gee-oim-a-tree" (Start of a geometry chapter)
Sad but...
nit
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Roflcoaster!! This thread is getting sadder and sadder
Sad thing is, I've heard all of these before...
My maths teacher brought this one out. Really lame.
e^x and a constant were walking down the street when the constant spotted a differential operator up ahead. Quickly the constant dashed into a alley to hide. e^x asked "what's wrong", to which the constant replied "if that differential operator sees me I'll be turned into nothing." e^x responded with bravado, "Well it can't touch me, I'm e^x!"
So e^x went up to the operater and introduced himself, "Hi I'm e^x". The operator said hi "I'm d/dy"!!!!!
Cue thunderous applause
e^x and a constant were walking down the street when the constant spotted a differential operator up ahead. Quickly the constant dashed into a alley to hide. e^x asked "what's wrong", to which the constant replied "if that differential operator sees me I'll be turned into nothing." e^x responded with bravado, "Well it can't touch me, I'm e^x!"
So e^x went up to the operater and introduced himself, "Hi I'm e^x". The operator said hi "I'm d/dy"!!!!!
Cue thunderous applause
e^x was at a party and felt a bit left out. x^2 came up to e^x and said, why dont u integrate yourself. e^x said "i dont think that will help."
f(x) = 2x + 3 walks into a bar. the bartender says, sorry we dont cater for functions here
f(x) = 2x + 3 walks into a bar. the bartender says, sorry we dont cater for functions here