FUNNY simpsons quotes! (1 Viewer)

[ASHK]

so, i love simpsons, can you tell? haha.

shall i start us off?


"lisa honey, would you like a donut?"
"no thank you, do you have any fruit?"
"this donut has purple stuff in it..purple is a fruit"

i think its funny..

soo, lemme hear them!

 

[Pacchiru]

'doh'

 

[ratcher0071]

'doh'

how original

 

[Roga]

Homer: Uh... you have any sugar around here?
Scorpio: Sugar? Sure. (Fumbles in his pockets, takes out a few handfuls of sugar.) There you go. Sorry it's not in packages. Want some cream?
Homer: Uh... I... no.

 

[SiN3m]

Maude Flanders: They were having S-E-X in front of C-H-I-L-D-R-E-N.
Krusty the Clown: Sex Cauldron? I thought they closed that place down.

Homer: because Youuuuuuuuuu have a gambling problem

Homer's ghost: Marge you gotta help me, I have to do one good deed to get into heaven.
Marge: Well I got a whole list of chores: clean the garage, paint the house...
Homer's ghost: Whoa whoa whoa. I'm just trying to get in, I'm not running for Jesus.

 

[Mozza91]

Ralph:Me fail English that's unpossible

Homer:There's your giraffe little girl
Ralph:I'm a boy
Homer:That's the spirit,never give up

Homer:If a gun is important enough to protect something like a bar then it's good enough to protect my family

Homer:If these big stars don't want people going through their garbage and saying their gay,then they shouldn't have tried to express themselves creatively

Moe:They think their so high and mighty just because they were never caught driving without pants

 

[ASHK]

gold! haha

here's one.

homer- with ten thousand dollars we could be millionares! we could buy all sorts of things..like LOVE!

bahahaha.

 

[The Kaiser]

Homer (To post office worker): Hello my name is Mr Burns, i believe you have a letter for me.

Post Office Worker: Okay Mr Burns, um what's your first name?

Homer: (Lengthy Pause) I don't know.

Homer (Outside): Great plan Bart.

Classic.

 

[Legal Hustle]

Lisa: Uhh Dad 10% of 120 million isn't $12,000, Its...
[Audience assumes Homer suffers another heart attack]
Hospital P.A: Code blue Code blue


Man there are heaps of ones involving homer and milhouse which are classic.

 

[Roga]

Lisa: Uhh Dad 10% of 120 million isn't $12,000, Its...
[Audience assumes Homer suffers another heart attack]
Hospital P.A: Code blue Code blue


Man there are heaps of ones involving homer and milhouse which are classic.

What about the one where they're screaming at each other about Bart and Nelson?

Homer: MILHOUSE.
Milhouse: Whaaaaat?
Homer: Tell Bart to come home.
Milhouse: I think he's at Nelson's.
Homer: Who's Nelson?

I just thought that was funny.

 

[eyetalian]

i can't remember the exact wording but I loved it nonetheless.

HOMER: BART I'VE RETURNED FROM THE DEAD

(as Homer hovers above Bart's bed at night as a ghost"

BART: OH IT LOOKS LIKE YOU'VE RETURNED FROM THE BUFFET

 

[ZEROtheHERO]

Ralph after seeing Barts penis: "I like Men now"

i think thats the right quote Lol.

 

[Mozza91]

Moe: I answer to Moe or hey you in the bushes

 

[ASHK]

marge-open the door bart, see who your mystery date is..
*opens door* *bursts into laughter*
marge-YOU GOT THE DUD!
homer- (to milhouse) hey! he looks just like you poindexter!

bbahahhahahahahaaa!!

 

[Silver Persian]

Sideshow Bob: "We must move forward, not backward. Upward, not forward, and always twirling, twirling, twirling towards freedom."

 

[Nebuchanezzar]

Any scene with Mrs. Skinner in it features hilarious quotes.

Agnes: The county is threatening to take my seymour away! *holds up preprepared, framed picture* Oh, we had another fight over the inflatable bath pillow. I just kept screeching and SCREECHING!

 

[squeenie]

Homer: Maybe its the beer talking Marge, but you've got a butt that won't quit. They got these big chewy pretzels here, [unintelligible noises] 5 dollars?! Get outta here!

Ah, good times.

 

[tylerjames333]

this will bring tears of joy to anyones eyes.....



spiderpig.

 

[Nebuchanezzar]

*cries*

dog of a joke

 

[Zrap]

Dental plan! Lisa needs braces! Dental plan!