Guide to PICKING UP first years. (1 Viewer)

[Omium]

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I miss read this subject as "Guide to picking up first years"

So how do we "pick up" first years.

Discuss.

 

[Omie Jay]

I need a guide for picking up.

In general.

 

[Omium]

I need a guide for picking up.

In general.

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[tallkid34]

I need a guide for picking up.

In general.

'Bend your knees to the floor and then..."

*CLAP CLAP*

'Put your hands on the floor and then..'

*CLAP CLAP*

'Stretch your fingers a little more and then..."

*CLAP CLAP*

'Clench your hand shut for sure and then..."

*STAND UP*

'Then shout like a whore because you've..."

*PICKED UP*

 

[Omie Jay]

I'll try it at uni on tuesday.

 

[Will Shakespear]

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So how do we "pick up" first years.

Discuss.

"wow, that's an awesome UAI"

 

[litany]

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So how do we "pick up" first years.

Discuss.

"You know, a lot of people have asked me about my UAI, and I'm getting tired of it and I bet you are too. *smile charmingly* So how about YOU and I? *wink*"

 

[Omie Jay]

igedditlol!

"So i hear u got a good wam "

 

[Omium]

"wow, that's an awesome UAI"

Hmm though if im after the dumb blonde helpless first year that won't exactly work

"You know, a lot of people have asked me about my UAI, and I'm getting tired of it and I bet you are too. *smile charmingly* So how about YOU and I? *wink*"

This has potential

reps for litany

 

[axlenatore]

"hey are you lost, ill take you where you need to go.........oh sorry this is my bedroom, so why we are here, wanna get it on "

 

[Omium]

"hey are you lost, ill take you where you need to go.........oh sorry this is my bedroom, so why we are here, wanna get it on "

Hmm, i think she'll get suspicious on the 15 minute bus and 35 minute train ride back to my bedroom

 

[axlenatore]

Hmm, i think she'll get suspicious on the 15 minute bus and 35 minute train ride back to my bedroom

get a van, enough said.

and if that fails, invest in some chloroform

 

[Omium]

get a van, enough said.

and if that fails, invest in some chloroform

Ah good old CHCl3.


Reps for you

 

[axlenatore]

Ah good old CHCl3.


Reps for you

you can never go past the pick up line

"hey does this rag smell like chloroform to you"

 

[Omium]

you can never go past the pick up line

"hey does this rag smell like chloroform to you"

lolllll you must be pretty good with the ladies

 

[axlenatore]

lolllll you must be pretty good with the ladies

one can dream

 

[settle*precious]

lolllll you must be pretty good with the ladies

dude, it took him like 2 weeks to choose a christmas present for his SISTER.

yeah, I'm sure hes AWESOME with the ladies

 

[axlenatore]

dude, it took him like 2 weeks to choose a christmas present for his SISTER.

yeah, I'm sure hes AWESOME with the ladies

hey, all that matters is in the end i got her something

though someone else choose it

 

[settle*precious]

hey, all that matters is in the end i got her something

though someone else choose it

I totally take some credit for this purchase.

 

[axlenatore]

I totally take some credit for this purchase.

Werent you the one who told me to buy a gun for her