hard from dry sex? (1 Viewer)

[sophie1989]

i get hard from hookin up....shitttts me lol

hahahahahahahhhaaahahahahahahahahahaha
hahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahaa
hahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahhaa
i just weeed my pants. hahahaaaaa

 

[Riet]

hahahahahahahhhaaahahahahahahahahahaha
hahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahaa
hahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahhaa
i just weeed my pants. hahahaaaaa

Tis a pretty ameteur mistake, probably a result of "omg what next, I'm guna get some!" I think about the most random shit when I'm hooking up though, for example: how I would go about constructing a 2-stroke engine.

Edit: Unintentionally too, I just sorta tune out.

 

[Skeeta]

Tis a pretty ameteur mistake, probably a result of "omg what next, I'm guna get some!" I think about the most random shit when I'm hooking up though, for example: how I would go about constructing a 2-stroke engine.

Edit: Unintentionally too, I just sorta tune out.

bahaha oh thats halarious. One of the first times i ever hooked up, i couldnt stop thinking about McDonalds cheeseburgers. Good too see I'm not the only freak-o out there.

 

[Riet]

bahaha oh thats halarious. One of the first times i ever hooked up, i couldnt stop thinking about McDonalds cheeseburgers. Good too see I'm not the only freak-o out there.

Well before I used to be nervous like "omg am I doing it right?" but now I'm over that my mind just wanders.

 

[melsc]

a guy can get hard over prettttty much anything.

including apples.

:uhhuh: its amazing sometimes. I'll be having a d&m with my b/f and it will happen even though he doesn't intend it to.

 

[Forbidden.]

You don't peel apples you freak-o's

taking a slice of the action are you ?

 

[Legham]

taking a slice of the action are you ?

I'd happley kill you for making such a rotten pun!

 

[sophie1989]

hahahahahahha this thread is hilariously funny

 

[Forbidden.]

I'd happley kill you for making such a rotten pun!

[sarcasm] agree [/sarcasm]

 

[poloktim]

Tis a pretty ameteur mistake, probably a result of "omg what next, I'm guna get some!" I think about the most random shit when I'm hooking up though, for example: how I would go about constructing a 2-stroke engine.

Edit: Unintentionally too, I just sorta tune out.

I think about uni work. "I wonder how I'm going to get this to work..."

 

[Calculon]

:uhhuh: its amazing sometimes. I'll be having a d&m with my b/f and it will happen even though he doesn't intend it to.

That's because he's sick of your whining and has started staring at your boobs instead.