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[David Spade]

my humour sucks dick, but i still manage to have sex with play boy bunnies and heather locklear

 

[Elite.Meat]

my humour sucks dick, but i still manage to have sex with play boy bunnies and heather locklear

heather locklear is a slag.
i wouldnt shag her even if i was wearing a condom

 

[David Spade]

that's because youre black and you dont understand what it's like to have sex with a person, and not a 21 piece feed from KFC

 

[Elite.Meat]

that's because youre black and you dont understand what it's like to have sex with a person, and not a 21 piece feed from KFC

how do you have sex with one of those? where does the penii go?

your just jealous cause ur desperate and cant get any sticky

 

[katie tully]

how do you have sex with one of those? where does the penii go?

your just jealous cause ur desperate and cant get any sticky

don't ask me man, im not black

 

[Elite.Meat]

once you go black, you never go back
coz its soooo good

 

[katie tully]

you dont go back because you're dead within 24 hours from a flesh eating bacteria

 

[wixxy2348]

http://www.newscientist.com/article/dn13389-oral-sexrelated-cancer-at-30year-high.html

http://www.newscientist.com/article/dn11819-oral-sex-can-cause-throat-cancer.html

 

[Elite.Meat]

you dont go back because you're dead within 24 hours from a flesh eating bacteria

what are flesh eating bacteria from?

 

[katie tully]

what are flesh eating bacteria from?

black people

 

[Elite.Meat]

http://www.newscientist.com/article/dn13389-oral-sexrelated-cancer-at-30year-high.html

http://www.newscientist.com/article/dn11819-oral-sex-can-cause-throat-cancer.html

thats a lie. all cancer comes from smoking

 

[Elite.Meat]

black people

my flesh is still there. i have no flesh eating bacteria

 

[Princess Leng]

kt - would you with an arab?

 

[Princess Leng]

thats a lie. all cancer comes from smoking

this is obvious.

 

[katie tully]

kt - would you with an arab?

if they were hot

 

[Whatever.]

this is obvious.

LIES
ALL LIES

PRINCESS LENG IS NOT "Whatever." I am Whatever.

MY WILL BE DONE!

 

[wixxy2348]

if they were hot

statistically impossible.

 

[emytaylor164]

i only have herpes on my mouth. its ok you can touch my penis.

is this really david spade?
i dont think you are that funny, your humour lacks a little

ROFL, you have to be a troll

 

[katie tully]

i accidentally a whole arab

 

[wixxy2348]

thats a lie. all cancer comes from smoking

oops my bad aye