You could still jam it up your arse.boasboy said:well this is sorta off topic.. but i found it weird...
today.. my gf's good friend gave me a "VIBE4U - Vibrating Condom - Battery Included" for my bday .___." ( she's in year 10 ) .. i just found it quiite weird~
cos cos.. i can't legally use it till later XD~ and yes it was weird..
Yay! That's good to hear. I love happy endings.Skittled said:Haha you're very sweet, Skillo --Thanks! It's okay though, because soon after I was sitting in my statistics class and sat next to a girl who smiled at me, see.. Witty, cheeky little thing. She sat there and laughed at me half the lesson, and when I had problems and worked them out didn't believe me... 9 months later we're still together, & I couldn't be happier...
how many holes are in the bottom of your bikini?^CoSMic DoRiS^^ said:once i was about to go swimming, id changed into my costume and everything and was walking out to the pool, and my bottoms felt funny when i walked but i didnt think anything of it until i got to the pool and everyone burst out laughing because id put my legs through the wrong holes in the bottoms and you could see everything!! id never been so embarrased...and i had to run back to get changed and went past the pool cleaner guy...i thought id give him a heart attack, he looked that shocked
lol...what i did was i put one leg through the waist part and the other through one of the leg holes, so the other leg hole was kinda twisted over and u could see through it...v.embarassing!!! thankfully it was a few years ago so ive chucked out the things.mmm_sofay said:
i know it sounds wierd, but thats what happened lol...i think i was holding them sideways when i put them on, so that the actual bottom part ended up on the side and left me exposed...*cringes*mmm_sofay said:
ok, i think i figured it out.^CoSMic DoRiS^^ said:
I've done that, but have walked into: a fire hydrant, a street sign, a cafe table, a person, a wall, and have fallen over into the street. Also I've fucked up my neck for like a week from checking someone out whilst walking.Serius said:
Walked into a fire hydrant?PwarYuex said:
Nah, it was one of those ones that is a pipe coming out out of the ground, going across with three out-lets, then going back in.Lhyviathan said:
eh heh hehvirgin^sexy said:
Skittled said:Okay, maybe it's not as bad as some people might have, but I've been pretty good with avoiding embarrassing situations in recent years, but here's the latest...
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First week at uni, I saw this girl who was rather cute... didn't follow anything up; she was cute, but.. okay, so I just didn't have the balls to do a cold pickup
Anyway. Halfway through my psych lecture a week later, after finding she was my BBA103 tute, I saw her waving in my general direction, from one side of the theatre to the other. Tentatively, I smiled and waved back. She promptly smiled and stopped.
So, feeling rather happy with myself I went up to her (along with her group of friends -- she's one of these trendies with the surfie, buffed, singlet-wearing friends) and say hey.. she looks at me like I've got three eyes in the middle of my forehead.. (kinda like this:
"...you were waving to me? I'm Steve.."
...she looks at the girl she was sitting with, somewhat confused, and suddenly a flash of recognition comes across her face.. "ohh... noo... we were waving at John (or whatever the guy's name was) hahahaha". No more laughing, no more conversation, no smiles, no nothing. Somewhat awkward. Skittled makes a quick getaway.
