A moment of passion ...that fantastic sensation of neck kisses ...then all of a sudden, you look like you've had a house thrown at your neck - you have a MASSIVE HICKEY!
This is the situation I found myself in last week. MASSIVE hickey. I'm talking larger than a 50 cent piece and a shade of purple to challenge the one-eyed, one-horned flying purple people eater.
You know what, now I think about it - that purple people eater probably INVENTED hickeys... he created the little purple bruises while trying to eat people...
Anyway, I received the hickey on the Wednesday, received a phone call on the Thursday, for a JOB INTERVIEW on the Friday. How lucky am I?? I get to go for a job interview with a great stinking tattoo on my neck saying "Ay? AY? You can tell things got hot and heavy for ME last night, can't ya? Huh? HUH??"
I plastered enormous amounts of concealer over it, but I was wondering if anybody knows any alternative remedies for future reference? Preferably ones that make them disappear completely, as though by magic?? Any witches/wizards in the house??
This is the situation I found myself in last week. MASSIVE hickey. I'm talking larger than a 50 cent piece and a shade of purple to challenge the one-eyed, one-horned flying purple people eater.
You know what, now I think about it - that purple people eater probably INVENTED hickeys... he created the little purple bruises while trying to eat people...
Anyway, I received the hickey on the Wednesday, received a phone call on the Thursday, for a JOB INTERVIEW on the Friday. How lucky am I?? I get to go for a job interview with a great stinking tattoo on my neck saying "Ay? AY? You can tell things got hot and heavy for ME last night, can't ya? Huh? HUH??"
I plastered enormous amounts of concealer over it, but I was wondering if anybody knows any alternative remedies for future reference? Preferably ones that make them disappear completely, as though by magic?? Any witches/wizards in the house??
