Hooking up after Oral sex (1 Viewer)

[reh]

ahaha occasionally
i've had to text mum whilst having sex. god that was awkward.

why would you text your mum when your having sex with her? too afraid to say it to her face you dirty tasmanian...

 

[SkyLo]

dear mum i am getting nailed right now please tape australian idol for me oh i think hes about to cum talk to you later.

 

[reh]

dear mum i am getting nailed right now please tape australian idol for me oh i think hes about to cum talk to you later.

wait....
you are male

...you are a fag

 

[SkyLo]

i am but that was Darnies message.

 

[reh]

so ur the fag?
or darnie is the fag?

its not looking good for darnie atm...
an inbred fag
and god said 'man was made in my image'
so by that logic... if darnie is a man.... then god is an inbred fag

 

[SkyLo]

that explains those catholics then. i should have said shes cuming. though darnie may be gay also. in which case he would be cuming all this talk of cuming is fun

 

[reh]

that explains those catholics then. i should have said shes cuming. though darnie may be gay also. in which case he would be cuming all this talk of cuming is fun

yeh everyone makes mistakes...
meaning that god must make mistakes if he made humans in his image...
his first mistake was probably making darnie, which meant that god was made to look like an inbred fag...
but means shit all wen ur agnostic...

i wonder what darnie was thinking when he asked his mum to put her cock inside him...

 

[tet55]

k so your getting with someone, he goes down on your as a warm up, and then what, you dont kiss at all while having sex?

not really like that like it happens but the clean water taste is preferable.

 

[sam04u]

k so your getting with someone, he goes down on your as a warm up, and then what, you dont kiss at all while having sex?

Solution: Have sex in a shower.

Pros:
Everything.

Cons:
Slippery.

 

[sonyaleeisapixi]

Solution: Have sex in a shower.

Pros:
Everything.

Cons:
Slippery.

water destroys natural lube
i hate it

also sam, get on msn

 

[tet55]

Solution: Have sex in a shower.

Pros:
Everything.

Cons:
Slippery.

agreeance 100% sex in the shower is so nice.... and so clean and fresh feeling

 

[housah0lic]

water destroys natural lube
i hate it

also sam, get on msn

yeh i was just going to say

 

[tet55]

water destroys natural lube
i hate it

also sam, get on msn

the natural lube can be maintained. and when it is.. it is wonderful

 

[sonyaleeisapixi]

the natural lube can be maintained. and when it is.. it is wonderful

eh. i like it but i wouldnt say its wonderful.

like sex in the back of a car.
its an experience but not really wonderful

 

[SkyLo]

our shower was vbroken so we did it in the tub sex in a bath was splashy and not as fun as i hoped

 

[tet55]

i guess it depends on the partner

 

[sonyaleeisapixi]

unless you have a huge bath it means sore knees
=[

 

[newmz89]

meh

 

[housah0lic]

sex in a car is gold
you just have to know how to do it properly

 

[sonyaleeisapixi]

sex in a car is gold
you just have to know how to do it properly

Lol, my cars too little for it.
The tray of a ute is good