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This is one of the best shows I've seen in a bloody long time!!!

I just love the way he doesn't care but then seems to give a crap about the patients. does that make sense?! :)

House kinda reminds me of my self - doing practically anything to get out of doing work. Oh, my hero!
 

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oooh i get myoclonic seizures like the crazy kid last night! ooh ooh :rolleyes:

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HAHAHAHA
do you know what else is big business right now? Teeny tiny baby coffins. You can get them in blue, green. *a wooshy wooshy wooo*

what does he have?
house: a cold.
 

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tangerinespeedo said:
HAHAHAHA
do you know what else is big business right now? Teeny tiny baby coffins. You can get them in blue, green. *a wooshy wooshy wooo*

what does he have?
house: a cold.
hahaha that bit was so good!
oh i love this show so much, i know its only been 2 eps but who cares, its awesome..
ugh they had so many needles in it! damn needle phobia.. i nearly spewed
 

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oh im so tempted to turn this into a House Quotes thread


House: Your wife is having an affair.
Orange-Colored Patient: What??
House: You're orange, you moron! It's one thing for you not to notice, but your wife hasn't picked up on the fact that her husband has changed colors. She's just not paying attention. Oh, by the way, do you consume just ridiculous amounts of carrots and mega-dose vitamins? The carrots turn you yellow, the niacin turns you red. Get a set of fingerpaints and figure it out.

Woman: No more artificial formula, just natural mommy's breast milk!
House: *all taken aback like* YYYYYYYYYYYYYYummy

House: Dr. Cuddy. Nice outfit.
Cuddy: What are you doing back here? Patient?
House: No, hooker. Went to my office instead of my home.

Dr. Cameron: What about sex?
House: Well, it could get complicated. We work together, I'm older, but if you go for that kind of thing . . .
Dr. Cameron: I meant syphilis.
House: (winks) Nice cover.

House: It'd be like "The Boy Who Sued Wolf." You know, I bet we have a doctor here named ‘Wolf'. How perfect would that be – I think I'll page him.

House: Who thinks there's a third option. (Chase raises his hand) Very good. And what's the third choice?
Dr. Chase: (shrugs) No idea. You just asked if I thought there was one.

Dan's Mother: How can you just sit there?
House: If I stand up, I spill.

Cuddy: How's your hooker doing?
House: How sweet of you to ask. Funny story - she was going to be a hospital administrator, but she hated to screw people like that.
 
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more..from the first episode *sigh*

Orange-Colored Patient: What are those?
House: Painkillers.
Orange-Colored Patient: Oh, for you, for your leg.
House: No, because they're yummy.

Dr. Foreman: I thought everybody lied.
House: Truth begins in lies. Think about it.
Dr. Foreman: That doesn't even mean anything, does it?

to asthma patient mum
House: Oxygen is so important during those pre-pubescent years, don't you think?
 
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yeh ive watched it all so far its good. but i think its gonna get a bit repetive it looks like.. i watch the next epi preview and its like... House, a patient with some huge problem at the end of the episode there cured, and in between all this u got some little stories. In a medical show like ER. its more soapie cause u have the characters outside lives. House will start to get boring after a while. However its been really good so far.
 

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modelzsuck said:
I like the show but I cant take Jesse Spencer seriously playing a doctor after Neighbours.
I didn't realise it was him until i saw the credits thing...

What is that accent meant to be?!
 

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hmm
i need to start finding a new source to watch House..cos once uni starts i won't able to watch it..stupid night class :(
 

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If House wasn't fictional, I'd have his sarcastic babies.
 

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