How do you get a girl to like you? (1 Viewer)

dora_18 · Aug 4, 2006

sorry brogan....

tlodg · Aug 5, 2006

Rayanaldo said:
I've heard this question been asked a fair bit over the years.

So, how do you get a girl to like you?

very easy. I think girls are easier than guys. Just treat a girl very nice and she'll be touched. You might not agree, because there are SOME girls who would be mean to those who treat them TOO nice. OK if that makes sense

breaking · Aug 5, 2006

Rayanaldo said:
I've heard this question been asked a fair bit over the years.

So, how do you get a girl to like you?

withoutaface · Aug 5, 2006

Mike Ockisard said:
if she makes a flirty insult, slap her

but not hard enouhg to hurt obviously, cause thatsl ike assault

but a good firm slap to show her whos boss (women subconsciously want to be dominated by males) and to show her that she should respect you. but yeah nothing enough to leave bruises/evidence

A sack of wet sand doesn't bruise.

berra · Oct 28, 2006

wat happens if uz cnt b 2getha? be it due 2 differences in language, culture, religion, families,...

nwatts · Oct 28, 2006

berra said:
wat happens if uz cnt b 2getha? be it due 2 differences in language, culture, religion, families,...

you've both gotta kill yourself i'm afraid

coldasice · Oct 28, 2006

berra said:
wat happens if uz cnt b 2getha? be it due 2 differences in language, culture, religion, families,...

uz then hav 2 go behind ur parent's back. Either that, or convert.

maccaman · Oct 28, 2006

I dunno how many people here have suggested violence.

But it's the right way to get a girl to like you.

Well not really.

but seriously, it is.

but not really.

Speaking of which I use lame humour, but I make it clear that it's lame humour. If a girl can't appreciate lameness, she just won't appreciate a guy for what he is *shakes head*

berra · Oct 28, 2006

nwatts said:
you've both gotta kill yourself i'm afraid

*sarcastic tone* seriously...... uv really motivated me......
ur jst so optimistic...

thnx

p.s. how do u suggest we kill ourselves? wudnt it b romantic if like we hung ourselfves together or sumthing??

maccaman · Oct 28, 2006

Romeo and Juliet-esque death. POISONING AND STABBING

nahian · Oct 28, 2006

What you do is
You get your mother's SPICIEST Garam masala
Rub it in your bushy armpits
and CHIX CHIX CHIX
WILL SMELL YOU
AND like you aswell

tasty aswell

muthapumpa · Oct 29, 2006

Thats a good idea. Chix dig a guy with spice

samwolinski · Dec 1, 2006

RPROFLL itz like so ez

u gotsz to show them ya kno pi ta like heapz of decimalz like 3.451342324325432 makez dem toey every time

and den ta finish dem off:
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then theyre liek zOMG i LUV U xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx lez make sexy time

2 ez for samwolinski LOL

tlodg · Dec 1, 2006

LOL
<3 geek jokes

Bobness · Dec 5, 2006

dukey said:
From what I've learned over the years...

1. Be yourself (she's bound to figure out the real you along the road anyway, better sooner then later)

2. Always tell her she's pretty, well girls like complimets even though they tell you they dont take it well.. (probably save this till you're going out...dont say it to some random chic you like...she may slap you )

3. Eye contact is important ( just dont make it look like you're giving a dirty lol)

4. Never lie!! Relationships are built on trust

5. Try and not swear in front of a girl

6. Make sure you smell good (Acqua Di Gio, I use it and the ladies love it)

1. ok

2. No. Also you can say that to a 'random' chick, it's just another form of non-offensive flirting.

3. no comment

4. NO

5. Well if it's passionate swearing i'm sure it's ok. Like, wanna f*ck?

6. ok

Btw do geek jokes work in real life? Intranetz maybe ... otherwise =/

latvia · Dec 6, 2006

Geek jokes..... I love them
but not to much of them!
gotta be more creative.

ElGronko · Dec 6, 2006

dukey said:
From what I've learned over the years...

1. Be yourself (she's bound to figure out the real you along the road anyway, better sooner then later)

2. Always tell her she's pretty, well girls like complimets even though they tell you they dont take it well.. (probably save this till you're going out...dont say it to some random chic you like...she may slap you )

3. Eye contact is important ( just dont make it look like you're giving a dirty lol)

4. Never lie!! Relationships are built on trust

5. Try and not swear in front of a girl

6. Make sure you smell good (Acqua Di Gio, I use it and the ladies love it)

You've never touched a girl in your life.

By the way, this thread made me lol the second I saw the title.

Thread starters post was gold and the first reply was very telling.

Ahahahah, I am still loling now.

Not-That-Bright · Dec 6, 2006

kil her parntz :/

jimmayyy · Dec 7, 2006

Rayanaldo said:
I've heard this question been asked a fair bit over the years.

So, how do you get a girl to like you?

sorry, but like has been said, shittest question ever. theres no answer to that that doesnt end in "..you idiot"

Bobness · Dec 7, 2006

jimmayyy said:
sorry, but like has been said, shittest question ever. theres no answer to that that doesnt end in "..you idiot"

It was a perfectly legit question .. you idiot.

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