How do you tell a guy to fark off..? (1 Viewer)

[~*HSC 4 life*~]

What about the ol "Im a necrophiliac and a dendrophiliac."

If he says thats ok, just say your mums a tree and your dads dead, then run like hell.

Sorry, im not really experienced in this stuff!

what are you trying to say? no girl ever says no to you?

omg get over yourself!

lollerskates

 

[mack]

haha not exactly....

Im not experienced in telling a guy to fark off!

Now, lets wait and see how long it takes before Lengstar comes in here and attacks my sexuality again......

 

[~*HSC 4 life*~]

why do you need lengstar when you got me...


oh sorry i read that as 'attacks me sexually again'

 

[concession]

 

[thorrnydevil]

haha not exactly....

Im not experienced in telling a guy to fark off!

Now, lets wait and see how long it takes before Lengstar comes in here and attacks my sexuality again......

Yeah, but you woulda been told to fark off before!

Sorry, couldn't hold back...I'll give you a rep to say sorry

 

[Big Willy]

they were talking about this number on triple m.

the guy who owns this number read a few funny SMS's he had recieved

 

[timrie6]

haha thanks for the mobile no. i'm so using it next time a sleazy guy tries to get my number

no probs

 

[shortie_689]

the lesbian thing is great...
My friend and i were in the city and these guys came up to us n started talkin she goes yeah im lookin to pick up
im a lesbian we can pick up together...
THEY RAN

 

[ur_inner_child]

the lesbian thing is great...
My friend and i were in the city and these guys came up to us n started talkin she goes yeah im lookin to pick up
im a lesbian we can pick up together...
THEY RAN

no that doesn't work.... from my experience, they get turned on.

 

[azn_boy]

no that doesn't work.... from my experience, they get turned on.

that number would be the best way to do it

PS: i would be so pissed off if i ever got it! ( but now i know the number)
PPS: I agree with ur_inner_child !!!!!!!!!!

 

[Pharrell]

watch how to lose a guy in 10 days and follow suit... i love that movie...

 

[SextAudi]

I'm pretty sure that 90% of the guys will turn away from a simple - 'i'm not interested'.

If the other 10% is bothering you, call the police.

 

[swisstruffles]

i say 'i dont think its gonna work' and hope its enoughm, but they always ask things like, 'why?' and i start getting uncomfortable and blushing...its so annoying! oh why cant boys other than the ones im not interested in ask me instead lol~

 

[gronkboyslim]

a smart guy will, check the number, and tell your ass off. who you think you are ,some kind of super star?

 

[jimjimjim]

pick your nose in front of him

he should get the message

 

[jumb]

pick your nose in front of him

he should get the message

Thats a complement, it would mean you're a good picker.